I haven't fapped in two weeks

[SBKT]

Bushybrow. You're NOT cool for lying about sex, your genitalia, or any other thing. Drop the fucking charade.

[iWolf]

Why?

I think I have Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, my wrist hurts when I move my hand in a dramatic fashion.
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I play WoW all day and I don't have Carpal Tunnel 

[Bushy]

Bushybrow. You're NOT cool for lying about sex, your genitalia, or any other thing. Drop the fucking charade.

What? I DO fap.

[6M69I69B9]

Stop lying...

I;m not, I haven't seen any good porn lately

Why?

I think I have Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, my wrist hurts when I move my hand in a dramatic fashion.

Lol... You can't get turned on and your to weak to fap XD ...

[SBKT]

Bushybrow. You're NOT cool for lying about sex, your genitalia, or any other thing. Drop the fucking charade.

What? I DO fap.

Drop it, or I'll drop your brains through your nose.

[Bushy]

Bushybrow. You're NOT cool for lying about sex, your genitalia, or any other thing. Drop the fucking charade.

What? I DO fap.

Drop it, or I'll drop your brains through your nose.

I can't drop the truth.

[SBKT]

Bushybrow. You're NOT cool for lying about sex, your genitalia, or any other thing. Drop the fucking charade.

What? I DO fap.

Drop it, or I'll drop your brains through your nose.

I can't drop the truth.

You're not telling the truth. Where is the truth hiding?

[Samus Aran]

I fap probably more than anyone else here (except maybe Lawlz) and my wrist is fine.

In fact, I think I'm gonna fap right now.

[Bushy]

Bushybrow. You're NOT cool for lying about sex, your genitalia, or any other thing. Drop the fucking charade.

What? I DO fap.

Drop it, or I'll drop your brains through your nose.

I can't drop the truth.

You're not telling the truth. Where is the truth hiding?

I am telling the truth. Why don't you just accept it?  And I'm assuming that last sentence was a rhetorical question, yes?

[SBKT]

I fap probably more than anyone else here (except maybe Lawlz) and my wrist is fine.

In fact, I think I'm gonna fap right now.

I'll challenge you sometime later.

Bushybrow. You're NOT cool for lying about sex, your genitalia, or any other thing. Drop the fucking charade.

What? I DO fap.

Drop it, or I'll drop your brains through your nose.

I can't drop the truth.

You're not telling the truth. Where is the truth hiding?

I am telling the truth. Why don't you just accept it?  And I'm assuming that last sentence was a rhetorical question, yes?

That's not how Rhetorical questions work. You're lying about something, somewhere.

[Bushy]

I fap probably more than anyone else here (except maybe Lawlz) and my wrist is fine.

In fact, I think I'm gonna fap right now.

I'll challenge you sometime later.

Bushybrow. You're NOT cool for lying about sex, your genitalia, or any other thing. Drop the fucking charade.

What? I DO fap.

Drop it, or I'll drop your brains through your nose.

I can't drop the truth.

You're not telling the truth. Where is the truth hiding?

I am telling the truth. Why don't you just accept it?  And I'm assuming that last sentence was a rhetorical question, yes?

That's not how Rhetorical questions work. You're lying about something, somewhere.

Ahhh, I hate debating.

But I reiterate, I'm telling the truth.

[SBKT]

I fap probably more than anyone else here (except maybe Lawlz) and my wrist is fine.

In fact, I think I'm gonna fap right now.

I'll challenge you sometime later.

Bushybrow. You're NOT cool for lying about sex, your genitalia, or any other thing. Drop the fucking charade.

What? I DO fap.

Drop it, or I'll drop your brains through your nose.

I can't drop the truth.

You're not telling the truth. Where is the truth hiding?

I am telling the truth. Why don't you just accept it?  And I'm assuming that last sentence was a rhetorical question, yes?

That's not how Rhetorical questions work. You're lying about something, somewhere.

Ahhh, I hate debating.

But I reiterate, I'm telling the truth.

No matter how many times you say it, nobody is going to believe you. STOP NOW.

[Bushy]

I fap probably more than anyone else here (except maybe Lawlz) and my wrist is fine.

In fact, I think I'm gonna fap right now.

I'll challenge you sometime later.

Bushybrow. You're NOT cool for lying about sex, your genitalia, or any other thing. Drop the fucking charade.

What? I DO fap.

Drop it, or I'll drop your brains through your nose.

I can't drop the truth.

You're not telling the truth. Where is the truth hiding?

I am telling the truth. Why don't you just accept it?  And I'm assuming that last sentence was a rhetorical question, yes?

That's not how Rhetorical questions work. You're lying about something, somewhere.

Ahhh, I hate debating.

But I reiterate, I'm telling the truth.

No matter how many times you say it, nobody is going to believe you. STOP NOW.

Well hell, I don't care if no one believes me. As long as I know I do, I'm fine.

[SBKT]

I fap probably more than anyone else here (except maybe Lawlz) and my wrist is fine.

In fact, I think I'm gonna fap right now.

I'll challenge you sometime later.

Bushybrow. You're NOT cool for lying about sex, your genitalia, or any other thing. Drop the fucking charade.

What? I DO fap.

Drop it, or I'll drop your brains through your nose.

I can't drop the truth.

You're not telling the truth. Where is the truth hiding?

I am telling the truth. Why don't you just accept it?  And I'm assuming that last sentence was a rhetorical question, yes?

That's not how Rhetorical questions work. You're lying about something, somewhere.

Ahhh, I hate debating.

But I reiterate, I'm telling the truth.

No matter how many times you say it, nobody is going to believe you. STOP NOW.

Well hell, I don't care if no one believes me. As long as I know I do, I'm fine.

But you're gonna have to stop the shit here. Also, acting out "oh my god you forgot this this is gonna score me major leet cool points lol"

[Bushy]

I fap probably more than anyone else here (except maybe Lawlz) and my wrist is fine.

In fact, I think I'm gonna fap right now.

I'll challenge you sometime later.

Bushybrow. You're NOT cool for lying about sex, your genitalia, or any other thing. Drop the fucking charade.

What? I DO fap.

Drop it, or I'll drop your brains through your nose.

I can't drop the truth.

You're not telling the truth. Where is the truth hiding?

I am telling the truth. Why don't you just accept it?  And I'm assuming that last sentence was a rhetorical question, yes?

That's not how Rhetorical questions work. You're lying about something, somewhere.

Ahhh, I hate debating.

But I reiterate, I'm telling the truth.

No matter how many times you say it, nobody is going to believe you. STOP NOW.

Well hell, I don't care if no one believes me. As long as I know I do, I'm fine.

But you're gonna have to stop the shit here. Also, acting out "oh my god you forgot this this is gonna score me major leet cool points lol"

Da' fuck? I don't talk like that