Discuss your first boners(ladies are welcome too because clitorises are underdev

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Quote from: LJTL on August 24, 2008, 09:47:38 PM
who gets their first boners from g rated movies...i got it from like sailor moon or somehting

scantily clad supergirls...or boring ass children princess...i'll take the supergirls
that's because you're a faggot

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

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Geno

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Garahe

I don't remember nor care.

That little bastard downstairs is the source of my problems, I know that for sure.
HOLY COW I'M TOTALLY GOING SO FAST-AW FUCK

Samus Aran

my first boner was most likely from real porn, considering my stepdad has it hung up all over the place and thus i've been exposed to it ever since i first moved to minnesota when i was 4

YPrrrr

I don't know why anyone would remember such a trivial thing unless it happened in a really awkward circumstance

Kalahari Inkantation

Quote from: Davie on August 24, 2008, 09:32:18 PM
honestly
the first time for me was in the little mermaid when ariel first went on land and her hair was over her tits

yeah i agree
except for me it was after ursela or whatever gave her legs
but i'm not sure i even got a boner or when my penis was first erect :'(

strongbad

Quote from: TECTRON on August 24, 2008, 11:18:11 PM
yeah i agree
except for me it was after ursela or whatever gave her legs
but i'm not sure i even got a boner or when my penis was first erect :'(

me neither. I just remember being turned on and wanting to see some tits.

greg400





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Selkie

I honestly don't remember trying to whack off to girls when I was 5, but I did think Jasmine was a babe.

I usually just got boners kind of randomly and always wondered why my penis did that.

The first time I whacked off for real thou was to an ad in my dads Muscle and Fitness magazine. it was a girl with peanut butter covering her nipples

Beta

Quote from: Lawlz on August 24, 2008, 09:31:17 PM
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Every normal, non-homosexual 5 year old loved disney movies for the babes. If you say otherwise, you're a filthy liar.  i know you know you would rub your penii against pillows pretending you were doing whatever you thought sex was with some disney princesses

post the ones that would've made you fap if you knew what fapping was when you were 5

For me, it was of course Princess Jasmine and that crazy gypsy bitch from the hunchback of notre dame (i hate that movie but that animated bitch was saucy to a 5 year old )[spoiler]

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they're probably the raisins i adore delicious little brown girls today

Also, once in kindergarten my teacher bent over in front of me (facing me) and her breasts nearly fell out of her shirt. Since that day I've actually been rather fond of women with orange hair.

That made you sound like a pedophile.  doodthing;

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