Discuss your first boners(ladies are welcome too because clitorises are underdev

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Every normal, non-homosexual 5 year old loved disney movies for the babes. If you say otherwise, you're a filthy liar.  i know you know you would rub your penii against pillows pretending you were doing whatever you thought sex was with some disney princesses

post the ones that would've made you fap if you knew what fapping was when you were 5

For me, it was of course Princess Jasmine and that crazy gypsy bitch from the hunchback of notre dame (i hate that movie but that animated bitch was saucy to a 5 year old )[spoiler]

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they're probably the raisins i adore delicious little brown girls today

Also, once in kindergarten my teacher bent over in front of me (facing me) and her breasts nearly fell out of her shirt. Since that day I've actually been rather fond of women with orange hair.

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

strongbad

honestly
the first time for me was in the little mermaid when ariel first went on land and her hair was over her tits

Daddy

THE GYPSY WAS ESMERRELLDA OR SOME SHIT.


I don't know my childhood was fucked up in some aspects.

YPrrrr

I guess Pochahantas or Jasmine were my favorite Disney princesses..............................

Hiro

Are we talking about first boner or got disney chicks? befuddlement

superclucky

Quote from: Davie on August 24, 2008, 09:32:18 PM
honestly
the first time for me was in the little mermaid when ariel first went on land and her hair was over her tits
i liked the guy or whatever he was (sailor maybe)
other than that i didn't care for anyone else
kewns are smelly

Hiro

Since when was Pocohantas a disney princess?

ncba93ivyase

Quote from: Flying Circus on August 24, 2008, 09:34:32 PM
I guess Pochahantas or Jasmine were my favorite Disney princesses..............................
pocahontas is an ugly slut
Quote from: Hiro on August 24, 2008, 09:35:12 PM
Are we talking about first boner or got disney chicks? befuddlement
first boners which are usually disney chicks

It's sad that kids today only have shitty 3D animation and not delicious 2D ladies

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Wrench

Quote from: Purloiner of Hares on August 24, 2008, 09:34:12 PM
I really don't remember at all

Neither do I. I remember the first girl I beat off to was the girl for October in my friends magazine. thumbup;


strongbad

Quote from: Wrench on August 24, 2008, 09:38:01 PM
Neither do I. I remember the first girl I beat off to was the girl for October in my friends magazine. thumbup;

Oh god lol the first girl i beat off to was one of the pictures in the starcraft "Dirty tank defence" games.

YPrrrr

Quote from: Hiro on August 24, 2008, 09:36:51 PM
Since when was Pocohantas a disney princess?
because she's a princess and a character portrayed by disney? befuddlement
Quote from: Lawlz on August 24, 2008, 09:37:22 PM
pocahontas is an ugly slut
at least she doesn't give it away on the first date like that whore sleeping beauty

Wrench

Quote from: Davie on August 24, 2008, 09:41:18 PM
Oh god lol the first girl i beat off to was one of the pictures in the starcraft "Dirty tank defence" games.

what the lol

Then the first girl I actually ejaculated to was Elisha Cuthbert. She's the one I beat off to the most all time. The Girl Next Door is amazing

laskfn

who gets their first boners from g rated movies...i got it from like sailor moon or somehting

scantily clad supergirls...or boring ass children princess...i'll take the supergirls

Geno

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

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