my voice mail

[The artist formally known]

i want something different but i'm not sure what i should do.

anyone have any kooky voice mails?

[Skylark]

My grandma hates my voice mail because she says I sound tired. But it's not kooky...

[Geno]

Pretend like you're dealing drugs or getting murdered

or do the classic "Hello? Oh sup" and make them talk for awhile until they realize nobody's there.

[Daddy]

I need to set a message.

[superclucky]

i just have my voice mail of me screaming please leave a message

[laskfn]

Det and I had it so that both our voice mails were ourselves saying "speeeak" like from rent except i realized that its completely stupid because it just goes like

me: speeeeak
voicemail bot: to leave a callback number, press five now, at the tone please record your message, when you are finished recording you may hang up or press one for more options

then i changed it to me like yelling at the phone

i just have my voice mail of me screaming please leave a message

no way, i dont believe it

[superclucky]

Det and I had it so that both our voice mails were ourselves saying "speeeak" like from rent except i realized that its completely stupid because it just goes like

me: speeeeak
voicemail bot: to leave a callback number, press five now, at the tone please record your message, when you are finished recording you may hang up or press one for more options

then i changed it to me like yelling at the phone

no way, i dont believe it

not screaming put its loud ;_;

[Classic]

I don't know how to set my voice mail number up. ;_;

[Det in F♯ Major]

Det and I had it so that both our voice mails were ourselves saying "speeeak" like from rent

actually mine's a recording of them doing it from the movie<3

ps i fucking hate tylers because its really obnoxious and its like  "I'MMMMMMMM NOTTTTTTTTTTTT HEREEEEEEEEEEEEE" 

[Feynman]

"Hello? ...no I'm not available, please leave a message."

It sounds like I'm actually on the line for a second, so that's why I use it.

[hotlikesauce.]

"I'm not here, leave a message."

[CutLess]

"Don't bother me."

[guff]

oh god how did this get here i am not good with phone

[Sam]

oh god how did this get here i am not good with phone

oh my god do this creeper

I don't have a voicemail because AT&T sucks.

My SMS texting/voicemail wasn't working when I got a new phone and put the sim card in (since my old phone supported neither), so I said "here, fix it" and they said 'kay"  and then did some beep beep boop click and I got it back and then the picture texts and stuff worked, but when I got home and went to set up the voicemail, I still failed.

[Det in F♯ Major]

oh my god do this creeper

I don't have a voicemail because AT&T sucks.

My SMS texting/voicemail wasn't working when I got a new phone and put the sim card in (since my old phone supported neither), so I said "here, fix it" and they said 'kay"  and then did some beep beep boop click and I got it back and then the picture texts and stuff worked, but when I got home and went to set up the voicemail, I still failed.

hold down 1 plz