So, I think somebody just tried to rob us.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

My parents check ever door and make sure it's locked before going to bed.

[Det in F♯ Major]

I don't know how you were able to go downstairs knowing that there might be something down there that could harm you; I'd probably just cower in my bed. 

[ncba93ivyase]

YOU WOULD'VE BEEN BURGLED, NOT ROBBED GODDAMNIT

[Feynman]

I live in a Jewish and old war veteran neighborhood. No one messes with us, especially considering my neighbor is always outside his house literally 24/7.

But if someone does come in, I take out my P99 with silencer and scare the shit out of the guy. Or a plastic toy lightsaber.

Plus, our front-door is layered by two sturdy doors. The first is a strong one-way window door that's heavy as fuck, and the door-knob doesn't even turn without the key, and the second is wooden and also has a lock. If someone tries to get in from there, we'd all hear it, because of the huge noise the doors make when they open and close. The back door is also actually two doors, the first being metal with holes, though, so it's possible to open it by just putting your hand in there and turning the knob, but the second is a very slow-opening thick door that leads them straight into my parent's room. Where they'd be sleeping.

[V]

i live in ghetto and am not scared of rob

i laughed

[Geno]

hide your video games

[Pyrate]

Hide your sex toys.

[Houdini]

When I'm home alone I leave all the doors unlocked and carry a bat around. Bring it on.

I keep a golf club under my bed.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I keep a wooden sword in my closet.

[Geno]

I keep a wooden sword in my closet.

I keep my Master Sword and Mirror shield next to my bed at all times

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

We've got an alarm system but I'm the only one who set's it off because the thing is setup too close to the spoons 

[ME##]

We've got an alarm system but I'm the only one who set's it off because the thing is setup too close to the spoons 

We used to have one but it was annoying and went off at the wrong times, I set it off all the time in the middle of the night if I dropped something in the kitchen lol.

[Bushy]

We won't get robbed here. Doors are always locked and we live in a very safe town. It's 90% white.

Aren't most serial killers white?

[Paul]

My neighborhood is safe, no one would dare to come in my apartment, considering we know almost everyone in the neighborhood. My neighborhood is mainly Jewish and I'm always locking the doors. The only place where I got robbed was in my condo in Florida. But no one goes there so they took most of our shit and ran. But there truck broke down, down the block. So they caught them. But they trashed my N64

Also the time I got jumped. I almost got robbed but I didn't I stood up for my phone.

[Lotos]

I keep a wooden sword in my closet.

Me too.  One from Mideval Times, NJ that I got about 4 years ago.