If you had to brutally murder the above poster.

[Meyer Lansky]

You've thought of this have you? 

Actually, I came up with that on the spot.

[Himu]

Push him down the stairs.  As I pull off an escape the house as he tries to get out of the house I step on his ear with a stiletto heeled boot.  The heel penetrating his eardrums and his brain as it goes out the other ear.  Then take off my boot and shove some fireworks in his penis.  Then I ignite it and run. <3

oh and then have sex with him

[Hiro]

inject you with that disease where your muscles turn to bone, beat every inch of you by throwing you in a tight room full of angry war horses (so you turn completely to bone) and then throw you out of an airplane :}

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Push him down the stairs.  As I pull off an escape the house as he tries to get out of the house I step on his ear with a stiletto heeled boot.  The heel penetrating his eardrums and his brain as it goes out the other ear.  Then take off my boot and shove some fireworks in his penis.  Then I ignite it and run. <3

oh and then have sex with him

how the hell do you have sex with minced penis
andway idk i'd throw her off a building and sex her up on the way down

[Feynman]

We'd begin undressing until we're bare naked. Her legs will be spread around my waist and I'll carefully insert my penis into her vagina, moving in slowly, and when it's finally in I'll begin thrusting. I'll thrust in an in-and-out motion and gradually increase speed and the sound of her moaning will get me closer to my orgasm and get me more into the mood. As I thrust, she'll also push her body towards me for maximum contact and the bed will move vigorously. As I am about to orgasm, I'll slow down in my thrusting and release my warm load inside of her. As she lays down on the bed catching her breath cherishing the new warmth inside of her, I'll pull out the hand gun from in the drawer of the night stand, point the gun to the right side of her head above her ear, and I'll pull the trigger. The bullet will enter her head and she will die immediately. Blood will begin pouring out of her head and all over the bed, covering up the whole bed fast. I'll put on my suit, and leave the place to explode.

[Himu]

We'd begin undressing until we're bare naked. Her legs will be spread around my waist and I'll carefully insert my penis into her vagina, moving in slowly, and when it's finally in I'll begin thrusting. I'll thrust in an in-and-out motion and gradually increase speed and the sound of her moaning will get me closer to my orgasm and get me more into the mood. As I thrust, she'll also push her body towards me for maximum contact and the bed will move vigorously. As I am about to orgasm, I'll slow down in my thrusting and release my warm load inside of her. As she lays down on the bed catching her breath cherishing the new warmth inside of her, I'll pull out the hand gun from in the drawer of the night stand, point the gun to the right side of her head above her ear, and I'll pull the trigger. The bullet will enter her head and she will die immediately. Blood will begin pouring out of her head and all over the bed, covering up the whole bed fast. I'll put on my suit, and leave the place to explode.

lol

My reply wasn't even supposed to go to you. :[

[Daddy]

I'd just kill him quickly for posting that.

[Sam]

I'd just kill him quickly for posting that.

I'd cut his ankles off so he'd be the same height as me, , then just let him bleed to death. ;D

[Feynman]

lol

My reply wasn't even supposed to go to you. :[

huh

[Himu]

I'd just kill him quickly for posting that.

wat

[Himu]

huh

I typed it before you posted and it got submitted after you posted.

[Feynman]

I typed it before you posted and it got submitted after you posted.

my thing was exclusively to you <3

[Hiro]

Nobody said anything about mine 

[Meyer Lansky]

Mine is still the best one.

[ME##]

Nobody said anything about mine 

slowly heat a pot of water to 100Ã,° and boil you, and then feed you to something idk