If you had to brutally murder the above poster.

[The spy who loves you]

How would you kill them?

Where would  you kill them?

Where would you dump the body?

[Meyer Lansky]

I think I would start off by taking a blowtorch to your eyeballs, that way, right off the bat, you're in excruciating pain plus you can't see. Then I'd take a baseball bat to your kneecaps, followed by a slicing of both of your achilles tendons. Then I'd kneel you down and put your hands into a large vat of hydrochloric acid and force you to keep them there by power drilling you to the floor through the back of your knees. After my blunt and/or cigarette is done, I'll start skinning your back; very gradually. Then I would slice your mouth open from ear to ear. After I'm done taking pictures to send to your mother (while keeping copies to re-send to her every year on her birthday and Mother's Day), I'll rip you from off the floor and stick your head in a vice grip, squeezing until you... POP!

I'd dump your body on your doorstep.

[Nyerp]

FMR:

I would bash your skull in with your ego.

No Comment.

In the furnace.

[Ringo]

I'd do the old "Ha ha got your nose." Then I'd pop out a switchblade and cut off your ear followed by a nice garroting.

And I'd kill you at Sears in the washing machine section.

I would dump your body in the toilet, after I ate it.

[The spy who loves you]

FMR:

I would bash your skull in with your ego.

No Comment.

In the furnace.

My ego isn't all that big,srsly.

And Jesus christ I keep making the weirdest grammatical errors today.

[Nyerp]

My ego isn't all that big,srsly.

And Jesus christ I keep making the weirdest grammatical errors today.

ps space goes after comma

[Socks]

Sniper rifle with expanding ammunition, one shot to the midsection should literally rip the body in half from 1,5oo Meters.

[The spy who loves you]

Gut him like a fish.

[superclucky]

Would hire a hitman, or just drug him and tape him to the table and pour bleach down his throat until he becomes quiet and slowly start to snip his skin off I guess.

Then just chop his body and cook it and give it to my dog and clean up the blood and donate the clothes.

[Feynman]

Make sweet love to her and then shoot her at her orgasm.

[Meyer Lansky]

Call George Bush.

You guys suck, you're not being creative whatsoever.

[The spy who loves you]

Cut off his massive penis and use it to strangle him.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Use his du rag to choke him.

[Himu]

Choke him with his suspenders <3

[mario583]

I think I would start off by taking a blowtorch to your eyeballs, that way, right off the bat, you're in excruciating pain plus you can't see. Then I'd take a baseball bat to your kneecaps, followed by a slicing of both of your achilles tendons. Then I'd kneel you down and put your hands into a large vat of hydrochloric acid and force you to keep them there by power drilling you to the floor through the back of your knees. After my blunt and/or cigarette is done, I'll start skinning your back; very gradually. Then I would slice your mouth open from ear to ear. After I'm done taking pictures to send to your mother (while keeping copies to re-send to her every year on her birthday and Mother's Day), I'll rip you from off the floor and stick your head in a vice grip, squeezing until you... POP!

I'd dump your body on your doorstep.

You've thought of this have you?