lmao my dad is an ass.

[Daddy]

He got home and was like "What did you do today?" and I was like "Nothing, but my ear hurtsââ,¬Â¦" about to ask him for my doctor's number so I can schedule an appointment if it wasn't cleared up by tomorrow.  Instead he cuts me off and was like "oh but it's fine enough for you to sit online all day" and some other retarded shit.

[Feynman]

GO BACK TO SCHOOL

[hotlikesauce.]

Well, I wouldn't imagine that you use your ear for the internet.

[ME##]

oh god lol.



That sucks for you.

[Daddy]

oh god lol.



That sucks for you.

HE'S JUST TRYING TO KICK ME OUT FASTER.

no one loves me 

[hotlikesauce.]

buy hookers

and lots of them

[ME##]

buy hookers

and lots of them

What would that do exactly? 

[hotlikesauce.]

What would that do exactly? 

he might lose his virginity. it isn't like he could it with REAL girls.

[Daddy]

he might lose his virginity. it isn't like he could it with REAL girls.

You're an idiot.

[superclucky]

listen to portishead


also clean the house or do something helpful so he'll be like "wtf"

[Daddy]

listen to portishead


also clean the house or do something helpful so he'll be like "wtf"

If I stand up all i hear is
dsjkfalsdfjka;sfja;f;afkafjajkf;akfjkfjaj;df

[superclucky]

he might lose his virginity. it isn't like he could it with REAL girls.

Aww, why are you so mean to him? ]:

[hotlikesauce.]

You're an idiot.

luv you too ;D

[hotlikesauce.]

Aww, why are you so mean to him? ]:

im jk

i luv jayemvee.

[Snorkel]

you should just move out

find a condemned house and ask if you can live in it until they demolish it and just go house-hoppin'

bum wifi from starbucks and stuff

or you could get a job