lmao my dad is an ass.

[Daddy]

you should just move out

find a condemned house and ask if you can live in it until they demolish it and just go house-hoppin'

bum wifi from starbucks and stuff

or you could get a job

I'M GOING TO MY GRANDFATHER'S HOUSE TOMORROW LMAO
I'm going to ask if I can live there.  I think they have wi-fi, IDK.

[Himu]

My parents always bitch and say "Hey you have plenty to do than going on the computer 24/7", and then I'm like "Not really there's nothing to do here." then they say "bitch bitch read a book bitch bitch play outside with your siblings and their friends (they're like 7-8 years younger)" and whenever I do something nice like vacuuming the house, cleaning the kitchen, making dinner, they bitch and say "Wow you're off the computer wow", and then bitch and irk me so bad that I go back up and bitch to you guys.

See how it works.

[hotlikesauce.]

My parents always bitch and say "Hey you have plenty to do than going on the computer 24/7", and then I'm like "Not really there's nothing to do here." then they say "bitch bitch read a book bitch bitch play outside with your siblings and their friends (they're like 7-8 years younger)" and whenever I do something nice like vacuuming the house, cleaning the kitchen, making dinner, they bitch and say "Wow you're off the computer wow", and then bitch and irk me so bad that I go back up and bitch to you guys.

See how it works.

You forgot to say "bitch".

[Himu]

You forgot to say "bitch".

I forgot two when quoting my parents.

[Classic]

I'M GOING TO MY GRANDFATHER'S HOUSE TOMORROW LMAO
I'm going to ask if I can live there.  I think they have wi-fi, IDK.

Oh Em Gee.

Does that mean we can play Mario Kart Wii together?

[hotlikesauce.]

I forgot two when quoting my parents.

Wait. You did that?

[Daddy]

Oh Em Gee.

Does that mean we can play Mario Kart Wii together?

I don't have the game. 

[Classic]

I don't have the game. 

What if I buy it for you?

[Daddy]

What if I buy it for you?

I don't know, I bought brawl and haven't touched it since a week after its launch. 

Games can't keep my interest anymore. 

[Houdini]

You forgot to say "bitch".

You forgot to be a fucking moron.

[guido123]

What would that do exactly? 

ha wow you are retarted

[Feynman]

My parents have accepted my geekyness and my attraction to computers. They've accepted it so much that they don't call it an addiction anymore, and call it my "hobby" or "talent". My dad doesn't bitch about me being on the computer all the time since I do his taxes, and my mother doesn't care as long as she has a way to communicate with her family in other countries via Skype and MSN. Other parts of the family don't mind it either, and just call my extreme technological competence "intelligence", thus my nickname "Gates", and me being the go-to guy for tech-related solutions.

My dad's also getting me a new computer later this month when I'm done with school.

[Daddy]

My parents have accepted my geekyness and my attraction to computers. They've accepted it so much that they don't call it an addiction anymore, and call it my "hobby" or "talent". My dad doesn't bitch about me being on the computer all the time since I do his taxes, and my mother doesn't care as long as she has a way to communicate with her family in other countries via Skype and MSN.

My dad's also getting me a new computer later this month when I'm done with school.

It's not that I was online but that he's a whiny fuck who always feels the need to bother me for money.

[Squirtlejazz]

Tell him that you are Admin of Boyah and you'll ban his ass.
or STFU noob works too.

[Socks]

I'm beating my child if all they do is stay inside and play on the internet.