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THE STORY OF WHERE ANDREW1911 HAS BEEN

Started by Andrew1911, April 24, 2008, 02:10:52 PM

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Andrew1911 fell through the clouds and wet his pants in fear. The ground was getting closer. Luckily, a base jumper was right next to him and screamed, "Hey, man! Want an extra parachute?" Andrew thanked the man and put the parachute on. The base jumper replied, "Wait, don't pull it! I forgot. That one was a goof for my friend. See, he was going to put it on and he was going to fall and die. It would have been hilarous. Oh, we've already lande- Oh, my."

Andrew1911 smashed head first into the ground and exploded into thousands of pieces. Literally, everyone in the area was now covered in Andrew's body parts and intestines. A dog came over and began to eat on the intestines. The base jumper said, "Hm. Wasn't as funny as I thought it would be. Oh, well. Hey, wait a minute... That was a real parachute. He just never pulled the lever. Wait... Oh, shi-"

The base jumper's friend landed on top of him, killing them both in a hail of guts and blood.

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You killed off the main character already?  :(

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Quote from: Kaz on April 24, 2008, 02:29:02 PM
what was a good movie

the "race war" thing just reminded me of how charles manson thought that there would be a race war and that the blacks would lose

helter skelter, lol.

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