THE STORY OF WHERE ANDREW1911 HAS BEEN

[Andrew1911]

THAT'S RIGHT, A STORY. I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS RIGHT NOW TO TELL YOU HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS. IF I TYPED IN LOWER CASE, IT WOULD SEEM LIMP AND DULL. IT HAS BEGUN.

[Samus Aran]

It's about god damn time you wrote another story for us.

Proceed. 

[Andrew1911]

Andrew1911 sniffed a line of coke. He then proceeded to scream, "THE RACE WAR IS COMING! BLACKS, WHITES! THEY'LL ALL KILL EACH OTHER!" The coke dealer just said, "Hey. I'm black." Andrew1911 then screamed, "THEN DIE!" The black coke dealer uttered, "Oh, shi-" as a sword cut through his body. Andrew laughed insanely and saw the balcony outside the window. He screamed, "IT'S TIME TO FLY WITH PETER PAN!" He jumped out the window.

It was a 100 story building and he was on the seventh eight floor.

to be continued

[Samus Aran]

So now you're Charles Manson? 

[Daddy]

i think the truth is that you forgot where boyah.net was

[Snorkel]

Andrew1911 sniffed a line of coke. He then proceeded to scream, "THE RACE WAR IS COMING! BLACKS, WHITES! THEY'LL ALL KILL EACH OTHER!" The coke dealer just said, "Hey. I'm black."

that was a good movie

[Samus Aran]

that was a good movie

what was a good movie

the "race war" thing just reminded me of how charles manson thought that there would be a race war and that the blacks would lose

[Snorkel]

what was a good movie

the "race war" thing just reminded me of how charles manson thought that there would be a race war and that the blacks would lose

I think he was referencing In Bruges, which has a small midget who snorts coke and yells about a race war

[Samus Aran]

I think he was referencing In Bruges, which has a small midget who snorts coke and yells about a race war

oh cool

[Cookie]

Boo, Andrew should get on Xbox live some time. 

[V]

Write more, Anjew.

[C.Mongler]

You were at Nsider2 lol

[Nyerp]

It was a 100 story building and he was on the seventh eight floor.

oh cool

[The artist formally known]

who?

[Sync]

I vaguely remember a ANDREW1811 from oldsider...