When was your first kiss <3

[Feynman]

I'm sure that some are lies indeed, but no not all of them are lies.

well yeah i was exaggerating, maybe one and a half of them are true

[Daddy]

well yeah i was exaggerating, maybe one and a half of them are true

and im ashamed of it. 

[Ezloﺕ]

hi ezlo

yankees won lol

thats because we decided to capitilize when we had runners in scoring position

[bluaki]

You're a lying bastard of a male now, she doesn't like your kind.

Huh?
I'm pretty sure she doesn't dislike me.

[Himu]

What the hell is up with these kisses in kindergarten?

I don't know the boy was bold, we were playing tag and then it happened. 

idk if it was an accident

[Full Metal Ryder]

Huh?
I'm pretty sure she doesn't dislike me.

You never know, women can be very cold and dishonest.

[superclucky]

You never know, women can be very cold and dishonest.

you mean how i pretend to like jmv all along

[Daddy]

you mean how i pretend to like jmv all along

;-;

[bluaki]

You never know, women can be very cold and dishonest.

Not really.

I've personally asked Hime before if it bothers her and she said that she really doesn't care

[Full Metal Ryder]

Not really.

I've personally asked Hime before if it bothers her and she said that she really doesn't care

You're an idiot.

[strongbad]

But yeah, I had similar things happen in kindergarten too, although that was due entirely to this gang of girls that started a "kissing club." Their mission was apparently to capture poor, defenseless boys and hold them down while one other girl plasters him with kisses. I fell prey to this diabolical scheme twice.

RAPE

[bluaki]

You're an idiot.

How so?

[guff]

When Brenda was half my age, Jill was three years my elder and Tommy was seven years younger than twice Jill's age.  Francisco is two years older than Pablo, who is half as old as Tommy and Jill's age combined.  When Pablo was 19, I made out with Shaniqua.  How old was I?

[Selkie]

When Brenda was half my age, Jill was three years my elder and Tommy was seven years younger than twice Jill's age.  Francisco is two years older than Pablo, who is half as old as Tommy and Jill's age combined.  When Pablo was 19, I made out with Shaniqua.  How old was I?

Why do I laugh at all your half-hearted, lazy, delightfully random and indiscreet jokes 

[ME##]

When Brenda was half my age, Jill was three years my elder and Tommy was seven years younger than twice Jill's age.  Francisco is two years older than Pablo, who is half as old as Tommy and Jill's age combined.  When Pablo was 19, I made out with Shaniqua.  How old was I?

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