English language pet peeves

[Daddy]

bang pow blip splooooosh

i'll crush your skull raor

[LCK]

bang pow blip splooooosh

i like the adjective form of onomatopoeia

onomatopoeic
just rolls off the tongue


pow bang boom kaboom
it just bothers me in excess

[Hensa]

the word "douche"

[Daddy]

the word "douche"

My brother uses it as a sound effect and it annoys me.

[LCK]

oh god i just dropped my glass of water on the floor and it was all like "douche"

[Daddy]

oh god i just dropped my glass of water of the floor and it was all like "douche"

yeah or "HE RAN RIGHT INTO THE TREE LIKE DOOOOOOOOSH"

[[hedy]Zidone]

Colour, favour, etc.

[ME##]

Colour, favour, etc.

I'd say American spellings are more annoying.

[NOA_Haunted]

When people say melk instead of milk. This probably has already been said but it pisses me off.

[[hedy]Zidone]

I'd say American spellings are more annoying.

Why?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Oh, and people who say words  like "Legs" or "Eggs" like "Laygs" and "Aygs".
srry for bumping

[Nyerp]

Oh, and people who say words  like "Legs" or "Eggs" like "Laygs" and "Aygs".
srry for bumping

hi

[Samus Aran]

I'd say American spellings are more annoying.

Yes, because it makes so much more sense to make every word a letter longer to waste everyone's time.



Not to mention the fact that the "ou" sound traditionally doesn't sound anything like how it does in those words, further taking away any sense in it.

[Full Metal Ryder]

Baltimore niggers accents bother me

[Tomboh]

the retarded conjugations for " to read".

i read
you read
she reads
we read
y'all read
they read
i read (PAST TENSE)
you read (PAST TENSE)
she read (PAST TENSE)
we read (PAST TENSE)
y'all read (PAST TENSE)
they read (PAST TENSE)