English language pet peeves

[Nyerp]

lisps.

The way gay people talk.

DON'T THINK SO

[ME##]

1. When British people put 'er' on the end of words that end in an 'a' like China, Australia, et cetera. 
2. Warsh
3. When people use 'your' when it should be 'you're' and vice versa.
4. Southern accents.
3. North Eastern Accents.
5. Lisps.
6. Sever stuttering.
7. And several other things. 

[Selkie]

I didn't even knew the Northeast had an accent

[Houdini]

"Woof" instead of "wolf."

[Claquesous]

"Wos" instead of "was," My stepmom says that a lot."Ruff" or whatever instead of "roof."

[:atomsk:]

"Wos" instead of "was," My stepmom says that a lot."Ruff" or whatever instead of "roof."

ugh, i have no idea where people get that! Q('_' Q)

[:atomsk:]

My old physics teacher was English and she'd always say "idears, god it was so annoying. I love English accents though.

i love english accents too. it seems like everyone hates how americans talk.  my english teacher overpronounces the 'wh' in words like  cool whip.

[Socks]

My English teacher in High School (Phd) pronounced the letter H with emphasis saying "Whhhey", "Whhhat" and "Whhhen" etc... It became rather funny and annoying over time depending on how she used them.

[Daphnia]

KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS?


"For all intensive purposes."

[Samus Aran]

I didn't even knew the Northeast had an accent

accents

notice the plurality

there's more than one

get it?

and yes they do fucking have accents

[The artist formally known]

accents

notice the plurality

there's more than one

get it?

and yes they do fucking have accents

everyone has accents

[Samus Aran]

everyone has accents

indeed

[Nyerp]

indeed

everyone who can speak that is meaty cocks

[LCK]

1. Fucking Brooklyn accents
2.When people cannot comprehend the simple differences between "your and you're, and two, too, and to and there, they're and their."
3.My 8th grade English teacher who pronounced "Day" as "Dee".  Mondee, Tuesdee, Wednesdee, Thursdee, Fridee. Christ, I wanted to slap her.
4."Murder, Moyda" Things to that extent, that's really the best I can explain it.
5.People who talk faster than they can think, and eventually their words become absolute gibberish and they look like fucking idiots.
6.People who over use onomatopoeic words.

[Samus Aran]

6.People who over use onomatopoeic words.

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