Boyah Gets Evil: Goes Out With A Whimper

[Wrench]

I press A.

[SBKT]

I press All of them at once, hoping the console self-destructs. When that doesn't work, I knife it.

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Nine: Andrew1911 Rises Against the Machine

Andrew1911 screamed, "YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! YOU FUCKING CUNT MUSCLES!" He dived into the firing line, knocking them over right when the firing marshall shouted fire. They missed Kaz barely. Kaz still had his blindfold and was wondering why the sweet release of death had never came. Kaz said, "Hello... Am I dead yet?" Andrew1911 grabbed a gun from a firing solider and smashed it right down into his skull. Andrew1911 screamed, "I'M NOT LETTING YOU WIN, TRAITOR!" Kaz said, "Andrew1911, is that you? I think we're dead so you don't have to scream so much." Andrew1911 grabbed the bayonet from the gun and jammed it into the firing marshall's ass.

Andrew1911 whispered into his ear, "I hope you live for another hour with this in your ass..." Andrew1911 took the man's gun from his holster and ran to Kaz. When Andrew1911 reached Kaz, Kaz said, "Satan, is that you?" Andrew1911 said, "We're not dead yet, Kaz. Welcome to the real world." Andrew1911 released his bandages and took the blindfold off. He handed Kaz a gun and said, "Let's rock that fucker. HUZZAH!" Kaz grabbed Andrew and said, "Are you insane? We need more soliders to kill LCK!" Andrew1911 said, "We have the element of surprise!" Kaz stopped and said, "Yeah, that's true. Let's go rape him, than!"

The ass raping begins... NEXT CHAPTER

[Samus Aran]

I LOVED YOU LCK. YOU BETRAYED ME. YOUR ASS IS MINE.

[UnagiPower]

Why couldn't you save SBKT as well? 
He spit in LCK's eye from a great distance 

[SBKT]

I LOVED YOU LCK. YOU BETRAYED ME. YOUR ASS IS MINE.

At least you're alive. I'm gonna be wandering around like Ben Kenobi's ghost.

[LCK]

I LOVED YOU LCK. YOU BETRAYED ME. YOUR ASS IS MINE.

I'M SORRY KAZ.

THERE WERE HIGHER FORCES OVER ME, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

[SBKT]

Why couldn't you save SBKT as well? 
He spit in LCK's eye from a great distance 

I totally forgot to use my power to phase shift.

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Ten: A Finale That Would Make Jesus Dance While Masturbating

Andrew1911 and Kaz dived through the door. Andrew1911 screamed, "I AM NOT DEFEATED THAT EASILY, LCK!" They began to pump the SAs and 4channers full of lead. Kaz dived across a table, blowing away a SA in the brain while kicking a 4channer in the balls. Andrew1911 said, "Nice one but watch this!" Andrew1911 jumped and kicked off the wall, shooting tens of bullets into a defenseless JMV, watching him crumble to nonexistant pieces. JMV managed to utter out, "I... Will... Return..." Andrew1911 said, "Yeah, fat change, red dust!"

Kaz grabbed a shotgun from a dead body and shot a 4channer's cock off with the shotgun while blowing his heart away with the pistol. The 4channer managed to say, "Jesus... That was cool." Kaz replied, "Yes... Yes, it was." LCK was stricken with fear in his chair. He had to escape. He ran outside with the remote that would call the Simple Machines bots here to destroy the site. LCK said to the machine, "Oh, my God, there's child porn in there! My virgin eyes have been raped!" The Simple Machines bot acknowledged LCK's complaint and went to SA to destroy the site.

LCK locked all the links, leaving one open for himself. He wanted to watch Andrew1911 and Kaz rush to the only open link, only to find out LCK just locked out, leaving them for dead. LCK saw the two running and before they could get a shot off, LCK jumped in and locked the portal. Andrew1911 said, "Well, let's take the plane he left here." Kaz screamed, "OH, GOD, RUN TO THE PLANE NOW!" Andrew1911 looked behind him to see the S & M bot, destroying SA. Andrew1911 yelled, "OH, BITTER IRONY!"

They got into the plane and started it up. Kaz said, "Must go faster... Must go faster..." They struggled to make it the end of SA and into the next available site, Something Big. They flew for hours and they noticed the virtual gas was beginning to run out. Kaz said, "Well, it's been an honor serving with you, Andrew." Andrew1911 smiled and said, "It's been a pleasure working with you, Kaz." They waited for their inevitable death as they flew towards the end of SA. The S & M bot had stopped. It had filled it's memory to the max. They were safe.

Andrew1911 said, "Woo-hoo! We made it before we entered that disturbing fat women and shrunken men site! High five!" While they were patting themselves on the back, they had reached the edge of the site and made it into the site they were so afraid of entering. Andrew1911 said, "Oh, God."

[SBKT]

HA, it's NEVER the end.

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Eleven: THE REAL FINALE

LCK sat atop his throne with his mighty army beneath him. He had conquered all. All he had to do was let Andrew1911 do all the work, fake his own death, and let Andrew1911 get himself killed the most embarresing way of all... Crushed by a fat woman's ass. The slaves he got pleased him so. They were wonderful giving him sexual favors. He smiled. Life was good. Unfortunately for LCK, it was about to end soon. Andrew1911 took off his woman outfit and put a gun to LCK's head. Andrew1911 was scarred terribly. He had a large gash going from the side of his face. Kaz exited his costume too and took out a gun to LCK's head.

Andrew1911 screamed, "Didn't expect to see me again so soon, LCK? Well, it appears I got the upper hand on your ass." LCK said, "What have you done with my slaves?" Kaz said, "Oh, they're dead, LCK. Just like you're going to be. We're taking the internet back." Andrew1911 and Kaz fired at the same time, killing LCK instantly. Andrew1911 said, "I would've liked a prolonged painful and agonizing death... But, it'll do." They took the crown from LCK's head and placed it on Andrew1911. One solider asked, "Sir, how did you make it out of that strange fetish site?" Andrew1911 remembered the painful moments and said, "Solider, I've seen things you cannot believe. I am afraid I will never be able to get over them and I would prefer to never speak of them again. Let's stay in the present."

"Anyway, I want you to bring anyone I have classified as of being of below average intelligence. They're only going to die. We're bringing my world into order. Kaz, I believe this is the beginning of a wonderful dictatorship." Kaz replied, "Oh, it's going to be wonderful, sir... Just wonderful..."

[Andrew1911]

CAMENTS 

[SBKT]

Not enough ghosts.

[Wrench]

You got LCK good. Andrew and Kaz are now in a dual monarchy dictatorship.

[UnagiPower]

No Mountain House Ice Cream sandwich celebration?  y;