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Started by Houdini, April 15, 2008, 04:12:06 PM

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Geno

April 15, 2008, 09:06:58 PM #45
IT'S YOUR KIDS MARTY! SOMETHINGS GOTTA BE DONE ABOUT YOUR KIDS!
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Socks

April 15, 2008, 09:10:14 PM #46
"Excuse me there... hi... do you mind if I could take your picture really quickly? Oh no... *Chuckle* It's nothing like that I just want to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas."

If she laughs, then that's all you need; you can now proceed with "Hi my name's...".

Geno

April 15, 2008, 09:10:48 PM #47
Quote from: Socks on April 15, 2008, 09:10:14 PM
"Excuse me there... hi... do you mind if I could take your picture really quickly? Oh no... *Chuckle* It's nothing like that I just want to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas."

If she laughs, then that's all you need; you can now proceed with "Hi my name's...".
Where have I read that before.
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Socks

April 15, 2008, 09:12:46 PM #48
Quote from: Geno on April 15, 2008, 09:10:48 PM
Where have I read that before.


I have no idea.

The artist formally known

April 15, 2008, 09:18:31 PM #49
my name is ronald rollins

Socks

April 15, 2008, 09:23:20 PM #50
Quote from: reefer on April 15, 2008, 09:18:31 PM
my name is ronald rollins


Instant classic.
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