Britain, lol

[j o e i n c]

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=115014&in_page_id=34&ito=newsnow

they practically banned guns and knives too (I think?) also fucking airsoft is practically banned too

why is britain so pussified

[Selkie]

lol so if theres a little tiny fire on the floor, everyone run like hell and let the building burn to the ground instead of putting it out.

[Trini]

I liked this one better. 

"A Macedonian court has convicted a bear of theft for stealing honey.

In the case of bear v the beekeeper, the case ended in the beekeeper's favour.

Beekeeper Zoran Kiseloski said: "I tried to distract the bear with lights and music because I heard bears are afraid of that.

"So I bought a generator, lit up the area and put on songs of (Serbian 'turbo-folk' star) Ceca."

The bear stayed away for a few weeks, but came back when the generator ran out of power and the music fell silent, Kiseloski said, adding, "it attacked the beehives again."

A court in the city of Bitola found the bear guilty, and since it had no owner and belonged to a protected species, ordered the state to pay the 140,000 denars (Ã,£1,750) damage it caused to the hives.

The bear has vanished since the incident."

[j o e i n c]

I liked this one better. 

"A Macedonian court has convicted a bear of theft for stealing honey.

In the case of bear v the beekeeper, the case ended in the beekeeper's favour.

Beekeeper Zoran Kiseloski said: "I tried to distract the bear with lights and music because I heard bears are afraid of that.

"So I bought a generator, lit up the area and put on songs of (Serbian 'turbo-folk' star) Ceca."

The bear stayed away for a few weeks, but came back when the generator ran out of power and the music fell silent, Kiseloski said, adding, "it attacked the beehives again."

A court in the city of Bitola found the bear guilty, and since it had no owner and belonged to a protected species, ordered the state to pay the 140,000 denars (Ã,£1,750) damage it caused to the hives.

The bear has vanished since the incident."

0mGLULZ

[ncba93ivyase]

oh shit my doorway is blocked by a fire

i'm dead

[j o e i n c]

oh shit my doorway is blocked by a fire

i'm dead

if we only banned doorways this wouldnt of happened

[Houdini]

Someone should make a list of everything that it isn't banned in England. I can think of tea, crumpets, and tooth decay, but that's about it.

[Wrench]

some fucking stabbed my tea glass

[rreeppttaarr]

some fucking stabbed my tea glass

bloody 'ell

[j o e i n c]

Someone should make a list of everything that it isn't banned in England. I can think of tea, crumpets, and tooth decay, but that's about it.

It's for the common good, think of the children, etc

[Nyerp]

NANNY STATE LOL

[Socks]

Cherio?

[j o e i n c]

Cherio?

Cheerio, lad

[Socks]

Cheerio, lad

Why thank you govener.

[j o e i n c]

Why thank you govener.

fruck roo