Britain, lol

[rreeppttaarr]

fruck roo

broody herr

[sans culottes]

Really sucks that what once was one of the strongest empires in the world is now an island of gun control pussies.

[Snorkel]

I liked this one better. 

"A Macedonian court has convicted a bear of theft for stealing honey.

In the case of bear v the beekeeper, the case ended in the beekeeper's favour.

Beekeeper Zoran Kiseloski said: "I tried to distract the bear with lights and music because I heard bears are afraid of that.

"So I bought a generator, lit up the area and put on songs of (Serbian 'turbo-folk' star) Ceca."

The bear stayed away for a few weeks, but came back when the generator ran out of power and the music fell silent, Kiseloski said, adding, "it attacked the beehives again."

A court in the city of Bitola found the bear guilty, and since it had no owner and belonged to a protected species, ordered the state to pay the 140,000 denars (Ã,£1,750) damage it caused to the hives.

The bear has vanished since the incident."

have you ever heard turbofolk

it's the worst thing ever