So school dances

[Sam]

He does have a vaid point 

But then again, If my boyfriend wants a lap dance, I have no problem giving him one. He's welcome to my ass.

I'm just not dancing like a slut at a god damned LAME ASS school event. With crappy music.

[Socks]

I'm just not dancing like a slut at a god damned LAME ASS school event. With crappy music.

Well thank Jesus others are willing to. Share your ass, it's just a little friction. As for lap dances, I'd rather she give me head, but that's just me.

[Sam]

Well thank Jesus others are willing to. Share your ass, it's just a little friction. As for lap dances, I'd rather she give me head, but that's just me.

Well, I was trying to think of the equivalent of grinding.

[Classic]

...anyone who actually goes to those are lame.


LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.

[Sam]

...anyone who actually goes to those are lame.


LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.

EXACTLY


I you classic

[Socks]

...anyone who actually goes to those are lame.


LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.

Oh, someone couldn't get a date?

[YPrrrr]

Why? then there'd be less for me to rub my crotch into their nice plump bottoms.

I'm not really into public dryhumping

[Classic]

EXACTLY


I you classic

And I you too.

Oh, someone couldn't get a date?

Oh, I can get a date. But still. Going to listen to some shitty rap or Mexicano music isn't my idea of "fun". : \

[Socks]

Oh, I can get a date. But still. Going to listen to some shitty rap or Mexicano music isn't my idea of "fun".

Oh I bet. And who goes to them for the music? You go there to waste a few hours dry humping, get in a generally good mood so that by the time you're at the hotel after party most of the girls will be ready to down the liquor, smoke the herb and basically play with your penis, without the clothes this time.

[Classic]

Oh I bet. And who goes to them for the music? You go there to waste a few hours dry humping, get in a generally good mood so that by the time you're at the hotel after party most of the girls will be ready to down the liquor, smoke the herb and basically play with your penis, without the clothes this time.

DEAR CHILD, MAY I REMIND YOU WHERE I LIVE? 
There are no gay people in Texas, so I wouldn't know what goes on after the dance.

[Socks]

What, you're gay?

[Houdini]

The only remotely good thing about school dances is that they make for good target practice.

[Classic]

What, you're gay?

Do I REALLY need to explain?

[Socks]

Do I REALLY need to explain?

Yeah, I don't want to think someone's a fag when they're not.

[Classic]

Yeah, I don't want to think someone's a fag when they're not.

Just ask any Boyahger.