So school dances

[Classic]

Yes, Classic is legitimately gay. He's also one of the sweetest guys you'll ever meet, and he has that gentle giant appeal.

<3

[ME##]

DEAR CHILD, MAY I REMIND YOU WHERE I LIVE? 
There are no gay people in Texas, so I wouldn't know what goes on after the dance.

The one kid that I know is gay at my school is a totally pussy, ew. And the bisexual kid in my grade is even worse.


So don't feel alone.

[Classic]

So don't feel alone.

I'm the Lonely Rolling Star...

[Socks]

I'm the Lonely Rolling Star...

Stars don't roll.

[Classic]

Stars don't roll.

Fat stars do. educate;

[Placebo Headwound]

I've never been to a school dance in my life.

And I probably never will.

[me003]

and I had a huge erection that I think she noticed 

They always notice. 

Also at my school, we just had a dance and you weren't allowed to wear large t-shirts because at a previous shcool dance some kid was wearing a tall-tee, and cut a hole in it or some shit, and was having sex with his partner while dancing.  SO NO MORE TALL TEES.

[strongbad]

They always notice. 

Also at my school, we just had a dance and you weren't allowed to wear large t-shirts because at a previous shcool dance some kid was wearing a tall-tee, and cut a hole in it or some shit, and was having sex with his partner while dancing.  SO NO MORE TALL TEES.

haha thats hella funny

[V]

non-social dumbasses think alike

Edited for accuracy.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

They always notice. 

Also at my school, we just had a dance and you weren't allowed to wear large t-shirts because at a previous shcool dance some kid was wearing a tall-tee, and cut a hole in it or some shit, and was having sex with his partner while dancing.  SO NO MORE TALL TEES.

OH GOD WHAT THE LOL
How'd they get caught, what happened to them, etc.?

[Selkie]

I'm not really into public dryhumping

Really? I am.

It feels relatively good, who the hell cares? Geez you people make too big a deal out of things.

If I had a choice to every once in a while, instead of sitting on the computer, going to a dance and having decently good time and maybe going to a party after, I'd pick the latter.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Really? I am.

It feels relatively good, who the hell cares? Geez you people make too big a deal out of things.

If I had a choice to every once in a while, instead of sitting on the computer, going to a dance and having decently good time and maybe going to a party after, I'd pick the latter.

Dryhumping looks, and is, retarded.
If you want to have sex so badly, do it in private.

i dont have a problem with normal dancing tho

[Selkie]

Dryhumping looks, and is, retarded.
If you want to have sex so badly, do it in private.

i dont have a problem with normal dancing tho

Why do you care about what people are thinking about you when you're dancing, no matter what kind it is?

Especially dumb, moronic, probably wasted teenagers...

Also, sex is what the after party is for.

[superclucky]

The one kid that I know is gay at my school is a totally pussy, ew. And the bisexual kid in my grade is even worse.


So don't feel alone.

is me83 attracted to buff guys like jmv <3

[me003]

OH GOD WHAT THE LOL
How'd they get caught, what happened to them, etc.?

I don't know. I didn't know about it until they made the announcement that no large tee shirts were allowed at the dance. Then rumors started flying, so who knows. But that's what people are saying.
But yea, I don't see how you get caught. It seems like a solid plan to me.