You're standing on a hill

[Samus Aran]

Your heartbeat races and your palms sweat as you see three gigantic bears approaching. You're petrified with fear. They're angry. They're hungry. They look like sloth bears but even bigger because they're mutated and they want to eat you.



You look around you. There's no town or city for miles upon miles. It's useless to try to run. The hillsides are grassy with a few rocks scattered. No forested areas to use to hide. No caves or anything like that. Just open hills.

You have the following things in your inventory:

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The rope is only a few feet long. The hook is somewhat and can probably hook onto most things easily, but there's nothing around you to use the rope/hook to climb on. The phone's batteries are dead. There are only 3 matches in the box. The bug spray is full. The gasoline is almost empty, and could only douse one of the bears, probably. The knife is small and can't do much. The stick is rather thick, but could still break fairly easily.

How do you kill all three bears?


RULES:

~You cannot use each item more than once, except for each of the three matches.
~You cannot use any items other than what I have given you.
~You have to use each of the items given to you, though only one of the three matches is required.
~You have to kill all three, because if you don't, they'll kill you.

[V]

spray the Off!

[Commander Fuckass]

Poke the bears in the eye with the stick, douse self in whats left of the gasoline, light self on fire with the three matches, catch on fire and hopefully burn to death with the bears running away.


Mission Accomplished

[Samus Aran]

spray the Off!

How would that do anything?

And I'm not asking you to tell me what to do, by the way. I'm not acting this out. You do the whole procedure yourself.

[YPrrrr]

Why would you try to kill them... it's 3 bears on 1 person


Also, the answer is to wet and burn the stick, signaling Davy Crocket to come and wrestle the bears with nothing but the knife you provide him

[Samus Aran]

i posted rules

follow them

[Samus Aran]

Poke the bears in the eye with the stick, douse self in whats left of the gasoline, light self on fire with the three matches, catch on fire and hopefully burn to death with the bears running away.


Mission Accomplished

you need to use the other stuff

you're on the right track though

[Daddy]

I'd hook the hook onto the rope and swing the rope around my head hoping to hit the bears.

I'd also take the knife to do stuff.

[Samus Aran]

I'd hook the hook onto the rope and swing the rope around my head hoping to hit the bears.

I'd also take the knife to do stuff.

use the other stuff god damn it

[Daddy]

use the other stuff god damn it

I'd use hthe knife to cut my shirt to extend the rope

[Samus Aran]

I'd use hthe knife to cut my shirt to extend the rope

You can't use your shirt.

[The Speaker Of Words]

Draw a line with the gasoline between you and the bears.
Use the match to light it on fire, making a barrier.
Throw the cellphone at one of the bears to taunt them.
Do the same with the hook and rope.
If the bears go around the barrier, use another match and Off! to make a flamethrower and burn one of the bears with it.
Use the knife to stab one of the bears somewhere where they'll die.
Poke the last one to  death.

Do I win?

[Daddy]

You can't use your shirt.

Can I kill the first bear, skin it and use the bear?

[Samus Aran]

Draw a line with the gasoline between you and the bears.
Use the match to light it on fire, making a barrier.
Throw the cellphone at one of the bears to taunt them.
Do the same with the hook and rope.
If the bears go around the barrier, use another match and Off! to make a flamethrower and burn one of the bears with it.
Use the knife to stab one of the bears somewhere where they'll die.
Poke the last one to  death.

Do I win?

Sure, although it seems like it'd be very difficult to poke the last one to death. At least you're the first one to actually follow the rules.

Can I kill the first bear, skin it and use the bear?

Uh...sure, after you kill them all following the rules.

[Daphnia]

Make a lasso, swing it around my head and whistle Wild Wild West as I light the can of Off into a flamethrower.

Duh.