Share the things that your family members do that annoy you

[V]

my brother will text me random raps...all day.

[Daddy]

my brother will text me random raps...all day.

yo yo yo check it josh
i send you raps like eminem's mosh
i use txt language in the text
it be coming up next
oh fuck yeah seaking
my penis is leaking
i think i have syphilis

[Trini]

My dad thinks every possible thing I do that he can't, will give the computer a virus. That's quite a lot, considering the fact that he needs my help for navigating literally everything he doesn't have bookmarked. He has about 7 bookmarks, and guess who marked them in the first place? 

[Squirtlejazz]

My sister has to argue every GOSH DAMN THING! Anything I say, she retaliates, and it pisses me off, because she is wrong almost every time. That bitch needs to fucking listen to me, shes so stupid too, I'm like when you get to HS people are gonna think you're a hoe and you're gonna get a rep. She's like "No...."
And she gets whatever the fuck she wants from my parents. If I want something it takes months of working up to it, she'll just be like "Mom can you buy me that new iHome?" Even though already just got a brand new stereo..? And my mom will be like "Sure hun." And I'm thinking unfair much.
My parents play favorites.

[Trini]

My sister has to argue every GOSH DAMN THING! Anything I say, she retaliates, and it pisses me off, because she is wrong almost every time. That bitch needs to fucking listen to me, shes so stupid too, I'm like when you get to HS people are gonna think you're a hoe and you're gonna get a rep. She's like "No...."
And she gets whatever the fuck she wants from my parents. If I want something it takes months of working up to it, she'll just be like "Mom can you buy me that new iHome?" Even though already just got a brand new stereo..? And my mom will be like "Sure hun." And I'm thinking unfair much.
My parents play favorites.

Just let her spiral out of control, then laugh at her.

[Squirtlejazz]

Just let her spiral out of control, then laugh at her.

Eh, I'm the older brother I feel protective though. I don't want her to make an ass out of herself. But at home I just stop saying anything and she just keeps going and I walk out of the room to get food.

[The Speaker Of Words]

The only thing I don't like is that my parents let my little sister do whatever she wants. She's almost 4 and she can't share anything without crying and almost shattering my eardrums.
I guess not having a kid for 11 years made my parents lose their parental skills because me and my older siblings never acted like that.

[Placebo Headwound]

I have a huge, fat, piece of shit for a  brother  that's a waste of resources. He never leaves anyone alone, insults the hell out of anyone but gets pissed if you insult him back, and has anger issues.

That's about it, with the exception of my brother, no one in my family really does anything specific that annoys me.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

My mom will crank the tv up real loud and try to have a conversation with you while she's in the kitchen washing dishes.

[V]

words

Seriously, dropkick your mother in the fucking throat.

[Daddy]

Today my brother decided it was a good idea to wake me up to ask if he could go through my closet and see if his basketball jersey was in there.  I was pissed but I went back to sleep.  He came back in about half an hour later with his iPod blasting some Drowning Pool and was like "HEY DO YOU HAVE ANY AXE LEFT?" and i was like "Jesus christ yes, go away"  He then proceeded to spray it for about 30 seconds and then left my room.

By the time this happened I was annoyed and my room smelled like Axe so I couldn't go back to sleep.  It wasn't very pleasurable. 

[Pyrate]

My older sister used to make my life miserable when I was little, and now if I tell her to stop being a bitch, she whines, "Why are you so mean all the time?" And whenever she's in an argument with anybody, she brings up the past, even if it's not relevant. For example, I asked her to please stop eating all my yogurt, and she's like, "YOU USED TO EAT MY CEREAL." And she still eats my yogurt, so I have to hide it.

Oh, and she's always yelling at my dog for no reason, other than she's a bitch.

[Nyerp]

Oh, and she's always yelling at my dog for no reason, other than she's a bitch.

the dog or your sister? caterpie;

[Pyrate]

the dog or your sister? caterpie;

lol my sister

[Feynman]

WHEN EITHER OF MY PARENTS GRAB THE EXTRA CHAIR, UNFOLD IT, AND SIT NEXT TO ME WATCHING ME ON THE COMPUTER WHILE I DO THE TASK THEY ASK ME TO PERFORM

"hey use that magic goggle thing and find me some nice medical syringes"

IT'S SO ANNOYING

Aside from that, nothing. My sisters are scared of me and my parents are pretty bearable unlike most parents.