Share the things that your family members do that annoy you

[Daddy]

My brother has this annoying habit of blasting music in the morning, and sometimes singing with it.


I try to sleep and all I hear is Nickelback, Soulja Boy, or T-Pain.  It's so fucking annoying since I need to wait for him to gtfo the house so I can go to sleep.

[NOA_Haunted]

LIVE

[Wrench]

My mom eavesdrops on my life(personal and school.)
Step dad always sides with my mother even if she's wrong.
Oldest nephew doesn't shut the fuck up.
Sister is an idort

[greg400]

My brother chews his food so fucking loudly, and makes as much noise as possible when eating/drinking. God it pisses me off so much.  

[Albel The Wicked]

I do something similar.  When one of my cousins is sleeping, i take a pictures of him/her making weird faces. Like i just pull on his/her face until he/she looks really funny.lol  They always get pissy and try to get back at me.

[bluaki]

Just some of them:
1. Call me by my nicknames (I don't like them edumacate;)
2. Wait until the time I'd normally be on the computer to use it, and block my TV while using the computer (because the chair is positioned to be able to just rotate 90* from computer screen to TV for when I multitask)
3. Take me to some stupid place just about every single weekend when I hate almost all of the places
4. Bug me about getting a boyfriend
5. Believe things from FOX news and whatnot and tell me I shouldn't be on the computer much because of stalkers
6. Say that I don't get enough sun
7. Play the most retarded songs ever at booming volume in the car

[Samus Aran]

My sisters keep turning on GHIII as soon as they get up on the weekends and that stupid ultra-loud noise that plays when you click on the disc channel when GHIII is in and wakes me up. ;-;

[NOA_Haunted]

Just some of them:

4. Bug me about getting a boyfriend

Don't they know you like the vagoo?

[ncba93ivyase]

My father always has the Mac running, and as we all know, Macs overheat like hell and it's stpid to leave a computer running for 5 hours if you only use it for 5 minutes and it takes 10 seconds to boot up. He always says "I'M GOING TO GET ON IT, DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH IT AND GET THE FUCK AWAY BECAUSE IT'S NOT YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING COMPUTER."

He also likes to crank the TV up so loud that I can hear it from either of my rooms with the door closed and a TV on with the volume around a good 8 or 9. If I say anything, he tells me to go to my "fucking room."

My father backs my mother in everything. e.g. "Oh, you made feces for dinner? I love your feces." I say, "The food could use a little salt and it's rather bland." "SHUT THE FUCK UP, WE DID NOT FUCKING ASK YOU. IF YOU DON'T FUCKING LIKE IT THEN GO FUCKING HUNGRY AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE KITCHEN BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER'S FUCKING COOKING IS GREAT." "It came from a box and I simply said it needs some sa--" "GET OUT OF MY FUCKING KITCHEN AND LET YOUR GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING COOK. HOW ABOUT YOU TRY COOKING A FUCKING DINNER AROUND HERE SOME FUCKING TIME?" "I cook for myself, and you refuse to try any of my home made food." "GET OUT OF THE FUCKING KITCHEN."

My father likes horrible movies like Epic Movie and cranks the volume up to max when he watches it. Same goes for Larry the Cable Guy. He also thinks Democrats are all idiots and says Giuliani and Fred Thompson are excellent guys and would be "damn good" presidents.

Father says I need a job, and that I can't live in his house at 18 unless I pay all the bills. Says I better have a job before 18 because he won't support me with anything.

[NOA_Haunted]

My father always has the Mac running, and as we all know, Macs overheat like hell and it's stpid to leave a computer running for 5 hours if you only use it for 5 minutes and it takes 10 seconds to boot up. He always says "I'M GOING TO GET ON IT, DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH IT AND GET THE FUCK AWAY BECAUSE IT'S NOT YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING COMPUTER."

He also likes to crank the TV up so loud that I can hear it from either of my rooms with the door closed and a TV on with the volume around a good 8 or 9. If I say anything, he tells me to go to my "fucking room."

My father backs my mother in everything. e.g. "Oh, you made feces for dinner? I love your feces." I say, "The food could use a little salt and it's rather bland." "SHUT THE FUCK UP, WE DID NOT FUCKING ASK YOU. IF YOU DON'T FUCKING LIKE IT THEN GO FUCKING HUNGRY AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE KITCHEN BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER'S FUCKING COOKING IS GREAT." "It came from a box and I simply said it needs some sa--" "GET OUT OF MY FUCKING KITCHEN AND LET YOUR GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING COOK. HOW ABOUT YOU TRY COOKING A FUCKING DINNER AROUND HERE SOME FUCKING TIME?" "I cook for myself, and you refuse to try any of my home made food." "GET OUT OF THE FUCKING KITCHEN."

My father likes horrible movies like Epic Movie and cranks the volume up to max when he watches it. Same goes for Larry the Cable Guy. He also thinks Democrats are all idiots and says Giuliani and Fred Thompson are excellent guys and would be "damn good" presidents.

Father says I need a job, and that I can't live in his house at 18 unless I pay all the bills. Says I better have a job before 18 because he won't support me with anything.

Kill him 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

My father always has the Mac running, and as we all know, Macs overheat like hell and it's stpid to leave a computer running for 5 hours if you only use it for 5 minutes and it takes 10 seconds to boot up. He always says "I'M GOING TO GET ON IT, DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH IT AND GET THE FUCK AWAY BECAUSE IT'S NOT YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING COMPUTER."

He also likes to crank the TV up so loud that I can hear it from either of my rooms with the door closed and a TV on with the volume around a good 8 or 9. If I say anything, he tells me to go to my "fucking room."

My father backs my mother in everything. e.g. "Oh, you made feces for dinner? I love your feces." I say, "The food could use a little salt and it's rather bland." "SHUT THE FUCK UP, WE DID NOT FUCKING ASK YOU. IF YOU DON'T FUCKING LIKE IT THEN GO FUCKING HUNGRY AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE KITCHEN BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER'S FUCKING COOKING IS GREAT." "It came from a box and I simply said it needs some sa--" "GET OUT OF MY FUCKING KITCHEN AND LET YOUR GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING COOK. HOW ABOUT YOU TRY COOKING A FUCKING DINNER AROUND HERE SOME FUCKING TIME?" "I cook for myself, and you refuse to try any of my home made food." "GET OUT OF THE FUCKING KITCHEN."

My father likes horrible movies like Epic Movie and cranks the volume up to max when he watches it. Same goes for Larry the Cable Guy. He also thinks Democrats are all idiots and says Giuliani and Fred Thompson are excellent guys and would be "damn good" presidents.

Father says I need a job, and that I can't live in his house at 18 unless I pay all the bills. Says I better have a job before 18 because he won't support me with anything.

"stpid" and "cook" made this post amazing.

Anyway, my siblings/parents constantly bug me about getting/having a girlfriend.
"Ooooh, is that teddy bear for your giiiiiiiiiirlfriend? idort"
and then i feel bad because i dont have one emo;

[Tomboh]

Sister yelling for no reason. Take this for example, it happened not more than 10 minutes ago:

Me: "I'm taking your Ipod out of the USB. It's in the way of my leg."
Sister: "No leave it in!"
Me: "It's done charging..."
Sister: "YOU'RE JUST DOING THIS TO ANNOY ME. STOP MAKING ME YELL"


Near exact words.

[Himu]

1. I get teased about my boy friends.  They make kissing noises when I'm on the phone with them.
2. Everytime I pick a guy character my brother teases me.  He blares his music. He chews so fucking loudly.  He doesnt put the seat down or flush.  And he farts in my room.  He has a mental problem where he cries and screams about the simplest things.
3. My sister tries to copy me.  She tries to hang out with my friends.  She wants to dye her hair like me.  She ALWAYS takes my stuff.
4. My older brother is always visiting us and it's annoying.
5. My older sister takes advantage of my mom a lot.  Because shes the attention whore of the family.
6. My Grandma tells stories describing every little detail which is about 3 hours.
7. My Grandpa takes up my room, eats all my food, drinks 15 beers a night, is a lazy ass, and thinks he's 21.

[Classic]

Whistle. It pisses me off.

[Nyerp]

Whistle. It pisses me off.

OH GOD MY BROTHER DOES THAT

lawlz, i have almost the opposite of your father