I sharted on myself while playing CoD4

[Claquesous]

But I was once incredibly sick and was vomiting at the toilet, and the force was so great that feces spurted out of my anus.

I've had that happen to me too. Oh it was horrible.

[Himu]

Never.

[ncba93ivyase]

I've had that happen to me too. Oh it was horrible.

What made it worse was that the school nurse made me drink warm sink water before I was allowed to go home.

The result was clear vomit all over my mother's passenger seat.

[Albel The Wicked]

What made it worse was that the school nurse made me drink warm sink water before I was allowed to go home.

The result was clear vomit all over my mother's passenger seat.

School nurses suck at life.

[Pyrate]

when i was 4 i shit my pants while we were at this indian burial ground and my mom took a picture of me after i shit and i looked very uncomfortable in said pic and i didn't tell anyone for awhile then they took me to this restaurant to change my diaper or whatever and i was like "cool i'm not wearing any underwear"

um but i haven't diarrhea'd in my pants recently

[CHAOS66]

Nope, never happened to me.

[just1more]

I remember crapping my pants when I was in kindergarten, but that's about it. 

[LCK]

No, but I did play CoD4 about an hour ago.