Masturbating is terrible

[Sam]

Um...bullshit. Natural lubrication of the VAGINA occurs in most women during complete arousal.

If you're thinking of female ejaculation, then yes, almost none of you will ever manage that.

Yeah, I was just referring to wet panties, but I guess that doesn't technically mean masturbation.

[bluaki]

If you're thinking of female ejaculation, then yes, almost none of you will ever manage that.

That's what I meant.

[Pokesamrus]

joke site, obviously. thought it's already stated  caterpie;

[Lozal]

3. BOY JUICES: Are there semen stains on your son's bed sheets or underwear? There's only one way they could have been deposited there. So line up all of your sons at least twice a day for a family prayer meeting and underwear check!

...If I was a guy, I would be scarred by that. What parent in their right mind would do that?  navi;

Also, it's still funny even though it's fake.

[Samus Aran]

That's what I meant.

Be more specific next time then.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

That can't be real.

[Selkie]

That can't be real.

It's not