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Masturbating is terrible

Started by mariofreak, December 15, 2007, 01:05:11 PM

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mariofreak

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/advice.asp

Holy shit, that's absolutely retarded. It's even on a government website. It's really funny, but also fucking sick and stupid at the same time. Just.. read. psyduck;

Samus Aran


Juni

This is a joke right?

# DESIRE FOR PRIVACY: Does your child lock his or her bedroom door? It is not healthy for a teen to desire privacy. Chances are he or she is in there masturbating.
# "ROCK" MUSIC: Does your child listen to "Rock And Roll" music? If a teenager has rebelled against God far enough to listen to the Devil's music, then he or she has almost certainly rebelled enough to try masturbation.

Infel

Man, I want to kill myself after reading that.

bluaki

December 15, 2007, 01:07:32 PM #4 Last Edit: December 15, 2007, 01:23:59 PM by bluaki
"EVIDENCE: Have you caught your child masturbating? If you walk into your son's bedroom without knocking and he's in there with his pants down stroking his erect penis, he's probably masturbating."

Anybody who would legitimately need to be told this is a moron befuddlement

Wrench


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mariofreak

Q: Aren't crime and poverty bigger problems today than masturbation? What is President Bush doing about crime and poverty?
A: As far as crime goes, it's pretty obvious that masturbation and football (you know, guys bending over in tight pants) are the leading causes of rape and other sexual crimes. After masturbation and football are made illegal, the crime rate will no doubt plummet.



oh god lol

Juni

Quote# Throw away your television. There is absolutely nothing of value on television. Everyone should be reading their Bibles or working, not watching filth like Baywatch or Star Trek.



Fuck no!!!

Daddy


mariofreak

Quote from: JMV290 on December 15, 2007, 01:10:02 PM
Whitehouse.gov is the real website.
Haha, after you said that I checked the homepage of this website.. After reading the headline you're right. This is a joke site... Hilarious though.

bluaki

Quote from: Birth Man on December 15, 2007, 01:12:34 PM
Haha, after you said that I checked the homepage of this website.. After reading the headline you're right. This is a joke site... Hilarious though.
After the image at the top of the page, can you really think it's legit?


Title27GT


Himu

I lol'd.

QuoteInsist that your children wear boxing gloves to bed. Boxing gloves are nearly impossible to remove without assistance. If you do this you can sleep soundly, knowing that your children aren't on the other side of the wall touching their smelly little giblets in an impure fashion.


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