So my mother just got a call from my uncle

[ncba93ivyase]

He informed my mother that my other uncle has, somehow, supposedly been charged with 26 felonies (really don't see how it's possible but okay). Apparently, he's been dealing drugs to children, been in a few hit and runs, and has been threatening to kill my father for quite some time. He had 6 guns, a couple of machetes, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster knows what else.

And as of right now, he's on the run.

just thought i'd share that

If he becomes some mass murderer, maybe our little Kaz will gain a profound interest in him, and I will feel honored.

[FAMY2]

 I think Clarksville maybe a bad place to visit right now.   china;

[ncba93ivyase]

I think Clarksville maybe a bad place to visit right now.   china;

My entire family lives in Pennsylvania and central New York.

You'd be safer in TN.

[Wrench]

holy shit

adding more words just incase post doesn't have enough input

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

That sounds like my family 

[ncba93ivyase]

I have a step-uncle who's in jail for murder. magician;

There's a possibility I'll be dead soon. weewee;

[mariofreak]

There's a possibility I'll be dead soon. weewee;

gnarly

[FULL_METAL_RYDER2]

You don't seem to appreciate the seriousness of the situation.

[LCK]

I have a cousin who's in jail for stabbing his girlfriend in the back 6 times.

[ncba93ivyase]

You don't seem to appreciate the seriousness of the situation.

I hate my uncle, and I always have.

[j o e i n c]

LOL

[The artist formally known]

My uncle just gave me his entire video game collection, and yours is going to be a serial killer?

Aww

[Daddy]

Maybe he'll visit you for Christmas. 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Surprisingly, none of my relatives are in trouble with the law. nigro;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Thats a good one.

I'm actually completely serious, too. burned;