WHAT ARE SIGNS YOU USE TO DETERMINE THAT YOU'RE DREAMING?

[ncba93ivyase]

Normally in my dreams, I'm somewhere in a store of some sorts or school. Since both of these locations usually require a bit of reading, I've noticed text or writing of any sorts is always blurred. I try hard to read it, but the harder I try, the blurrier my entire world becomes. I've never actually had a lucid dream though because I always assume this blurry writing means I'm about to pass out, when I'm really already asleep.

[Daddy]

I see you decided to watch Waking Life. 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

If it's unbelievable, it's a dream. I had a dream the cutest girl ever put her arm around me, walked around the school with me, and asked me out, and I finally had a girlfriend, but then I thought "There's no fucking way this happened. This is all a dream. ;-;"
Then I woke up. ;-;

[ME##]

I usually can tell because either something too good to be true  is happening to me, or something very awful is happening to me.

[mariofreak]

If it's unbelievable, it's a dream. I had a dream the cutest girl ever put her arm around me, walked around the school with me, and asked me out, and I finally had a girlfriend, but then I thought "There's no fucking way this happened. This is all a dream. ;-;"
Then I woke up. ;-;

exactly
i know the feeling

[Kalahari Inkantation]

exactly
i know the feeling

I HATE THAT
That was, like, the perfect dream, too. And I woke up RIGHT as she was saying something. What was she trying to say? I'll never know now. ;-;

[Kingoftherings]

My dreams always consist of me trying to run away from something, but I run ungodly slow.   
Like super ?ber slow-mo, and the whole time I'm panicking.  I can never figure out its a dream till I wake up. 

[mariofreak]

I HATE THAT
That was, like, the perfect dream, too. And I woke up RIGHT as she was saying something. What was she trying to say? I'll never know now. ;-;

i know, right
i had a dream that this one girl that i really like (who has this asian boyfriend) was sitting on the bench with me and we were making out, this was the exact scene that i saw them in the day before, and then i was thinking, "this can't be possible". just then, the asian walks out from where i walked out.. and then some weird ass switch happens, and there i am, watching them make out on that bench. i woke up and i felt like crying :'(

[Genius]

I can never tell that I'm dreaming while I'm dreaming.  Only once.  It's weird, because if other people can point out small things that don't fit, it would be easy for them to tell that they're dreaming with my dreams.  I rarely have any dreams in places I know of, it's always some weird place I've never been before.  When it is a place I know, it's more screwed up than just a few minor details.  

I'm a weird person.  

[Kalahari Inkantation]

My dreams always consist of me trying to run away from something, but I run ungodly slow.   
Like super ?ber slow-mo, and the whole time I'm panicking.  I can never figure out its a dream till I wake up. 

I don't know why, but I laughed.

[mariofreak]

My dreams always consist of me trying to run away from something, but I run ungodly slow.   
Like super ?ber slow-mo, and the whole time I'm panicking.  I can never figure out its a dream till I wake up. 

oh, i've had those too. me, and my mother were apparently in the dbz universe and we were running away from cell. i was carrying a suitcase for some reason, and my mom was moving really fast. i was trying to catch up to her, and cell was closing in on me. he started charging some move up, and i heard my mom shriek and i woke up.

i realized that some of these dreams have affected me, im sad now :'(

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i know, right
i had a dream that this one girl that i really like (who has this asian boyfriend) was sitting on the bench with me and we were making out, this was the exact scene that i saw them in the day before, and then i was thinking, "this can't be possible". just then, the asian walks out from where i walked out.. and then some weird ass switch happens, and there i am, watching them make out on that bench. i woke up and i felt like crying :'(

I know exactly what you mean. It truly sucks when you realize that it was only a dream. :'(

[ncba93ivyase]

Also, another thing I've noticed in my dreams is that women always seem to have breasts made of jelly or water filled plastic bags. I really have no idea why it's like that, and I don't realize it until later that day when I think back to my dreams.

[mariofreak]

One more for me, some people use internet speak. When that happens I'm almost 100% sure its a dream.

[Claquesous]

I HATE THAT
That was, like, the perfect dream, too. And I woke up RIGHT as she was saying something. What was she trying to say? I'll never know now. ;-;

I usually wake up from dreams right when somebody is trying to tell me something important...

I don't know how to tell I'm dreaming, but a lot of mine involve people I've recently interacted with, or places I've recently been to. That's not anything unnatural, though, it's just my sub conscience at work.