Gob dless america

[ncba93ivyase]

Today we had a boring assembly for veterans day. It was the same thing as every year--jingoists go batshit insane, some kids that choose not to stand up for the pledge get sent out in the hall and dumbasses say "IF THEM DONT LIKE OUR CUNNRY, DEN DEYZ JUST NEED TA GET DA FUCK OUT. DAMN MAN, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YO RELIGION SAY OR WARE YO FROM, YOU NEED TO PRAY TO GOD AND STAND UP FOR YO CUNNRY" "I HATE PEOPLE LIKE THAT. WE SHOULD JUST BEAT HIS ASS FOR NOT PUTTING HIS HAND ON HIS HEART,"  I stand up to show some respect but I won't dare put my hand over my chest, they march around in their dumbass little uniforms, they scream about "NEHS HAS THE NUMBER ONE JROTC TEAM IN THEEE NASHUN," play tunes with broken instruments and women cry, etc. EXCEPT THERE WAS ONE NEW EVENT: A senator came out and made a 10 second speech about how she's proud of our team of pompous dumbasses and their performance in some competition and sits back down.

One other thing happened that I don't feel much like talking about, SO HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

[Selkie]

Wow. Just wow.

Don't tell me you're one of those dumb fuck kids who try to be smart and have their own ideas and beliefs but just come off as faggots.

"oLoL no me guna do pledge cuz emeriku is the worst country evar lolollolo fuck soldierz lololo"

[guff]

Wow. Just wow.

Don't tell me you're one of those dumb fuck kids who try to be smart and have their own ideas and beliefs but just come off as faggots.

"oLoL no me guna do pledge cuz emeriku is the worst country evar lolollolo fuck soldierz lololo"

you're retarded

[ncba93ivyase]

Wow. Just wow.

Don't tell me you're one of those dumb fuck kids who try to be smart and have their own ideas and beliefs but just come off as faggots.

"oLoL no me guna do pledge cuz emeriku is the worst country evar lolollolo fuck soldierz lololo"

I just don't put my hand on my chest because I don't have to.

Beats a kid that worships a magical wizard and thinks that wars are awesome because killing people is fun and America is the only country on the world that has the right to exist because we're "free."

protip: selkie, just so you know, youre retarded

[bluaki]

They made me say "God" at school edumacate;
I'M GONNA SUE! navi;

[Selkie]

you're retarded

come back to me when you can actually validate that point and argue my post, instead of just blindly insulting me

[Selkie]

I just don't put my hand on my chest because I don't have to.

Beats a kid that worships a magical wizard and thinks that wars are awesome because killing people is fun and America is the only country on the world that has the right to exist because we're "free."

protip: selkie, just so you know, youre retarded

oh that makes sense. Alright, i'm not gonna wash my hands cuz I don't have to. 

What the fuck are you talking about, magical wizard? 1. Religion isn't even the argument here. 2. Do you even know my religious beliefs?

Also, dumbass, every country fights wars, and there are dozens of governments that have killed off millions of their own people. Stalin? Hitler? We are fucking nice compared to them.

And oh yeah, we think we are the only ones that have a right to live? That's why we always butt in and try to help countries in need?

Protip: I know our government is corrupt. I am not naive to their actions. I just realize ALL governments are corrupt, and America is 100 times better than most other countries. You with your computer and house and shit, how dare you complain, you ungrateful bastard.

[ncba93ivyase]

oh that makes sense. Alright, i'm not gonna wash my hands cuz I don't have to. 

What the fuck are you talking about, magical wizard? 1. Religion isn't even the argument here. 2. Do you even know my religious beliefs?

Also, dumbass, every country fights wars, and there are dozens of governments that have killed off millions of their own people. Stalin? Hitler? We are fucking nice compared to them.

And oh yeah, we think we are the only ones that have a right to live? That's why we always butt in and try to help countries in need?

guess what

religious dumbasses here all say we should just blow up the middle east because everyone there is a terrorist (lol) and that we don't need any of asia and they're all condemned to hell and that all soldiers are glorious men that deserve to be respected (PROTIP: Most are complete idiots that can't even read at a third grade level) also compared to stalin and hitler sure we may be better but what exactly makes us the best how about countries like canada and norway

And I only wash my hands when they are dirty. Also, I order you to pull your pants down and wave your cock in the wind to the mailman. If you don't, the pizza delivery man will deny you bank services and force you to actually attend school and receive an education.

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[Selkie]

guess what

religious dumbasses here all say we should just blow up the middle east because everyone there is a terrorist (lol) and that we don't need any of asia and they're all condemned to hell and that all soldiers are glorious men that deserve to be respected (PROTIP: Most are complete idiots that can't even read at a third grade level) also compared to stalin and hitler sure we may be better but what exactly makes us the best how about countries like canada and norway

And I only wash my hands when they are dirty. Also, I order you to pull your pants down and wave your cock in the wind to the mailman. If you don't, the pizza delivery man will deny you bank services and force you to actually attend school and receive an education.

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Um okay? I'm not a religious dumbass though

And yeah, because you can be so sure more than half our soldiers can't read at a third grade level. Wow, please.

Also, I never said we are the best, but we are pretty damn good. And all I am saying is you should be grateful. You aren't because high living is the norm for you, and you have never actually seen how more than half the world lives.

Also, the fuck... 

[The artist formally known]

Jesus Christ dick butt always gets me

[guff]

come back to me when you can actually validate that point and argue my post, instead of just blindly insulting me

how am i blindly insulting you i can see pretty clearly that you're retarded

[Selkie]

how am i blindly insulting you i can see pretty clearly that you're retarded

You continue to not actually even attempt to argue my post.

Who's the retard again? 

[ncba93ivyase]

Um okay? I'm not a religious dumbass though

And yeah, because you can be so sure more than half our soldiers can't read at a third grade level. Wow, please.

Also, I never said we are the best, but we are pretty damn good. And all I am saying is you should be grateful. You aren't because high living is the norm for you, and you have never actually seen how more than half the world lives.

Also, the fuck... 

sir my fathers in the army i've seen everyone he works with and i can say that only about 1/20 people there would even be considered to have 'average intelligence'

sure we're good but we're not the best so why does everyone say "america's the best country on earth " " but why?" "because we're free" "okay dumbass"

also why the hell should i put my hand on my heart for "god bless america" you retarded fuck

[guff]

You continue to not actually even attempt to argue my post.

Who's the retard again? 

what's there to argue

you have you forgotten already boy i think the problem might just be a little deeper than just being retarded

[Selkie]

sir my fathers in the army i've seen everyone he works with and i can say that only about 1/20 people there would even be considered to have 'average intelligence'

sure we're good but we're not the best so why does everyone say "america's the best country on earth " " but why?" "because we're free" "okay dumbass"

also why the hell should i put my hand on my heart for "god bless america" you retarded fuck

Sire my dad was in the army also, and I cannot say the same. Maybe you just have a retarded view on the average person.

Also, patriotism. Do you get mad at canadians who say their country is the best? There is nothing wrong with patriotism.

And, um, really, you are just seen as a dumbass if you don't simply put your hand on your heart for the pledge, there is really no reason to not do it. Stop trying to act like you're so smart and your beliefs are so cool and rebellious.