Also I lost my virginitiy...if handjobs count.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

It was last saturday, in this chick's van. The drama clubs from various schools were asked to do some paparazzi thing to humour the local rich people (including the president of Pepsi-Cola... I got a free 24 pack of pepsi ). ANywho, after it was all over, me and her talked by her van. Another guy was there, but he was just randomly talking about suicide and shit. So while he was rambling on, she comes up and starts pressing up against me. Then he walked away and we made out. She asked me if I wanted to sit down, so I was like sure. She opened up her van and we sat down, I closed the door and we made out somemore. I took her bra off and she slipped her dress down and I licked her nipples. we did this for like an hour. So me, being my bold virgin self at the time, started to take off my pants and she said she wasn't that kind of girl. So she gave me a handjob.

Afterward she took me home and we made out in my backyard somemore. We exchanged numbers and that's that. Figured I'd share that with you guys.

p.s I already drank half the pepsi.

[ncba93ivyase]

WAT

[Kalahari Inkantation]

lucky faggit

[caponehollywood]

Cool.

[GingaNinja]

yay:|

[Wrench]

Surrender the Pepsi. You get the girl. I get the Pepsi. Deal?

[YPrrrr]

That's cool I guess


Give me Pepsi

[Wrench]

I almost got handjob'd too.

[YPrrrr]

I almost got handjob'd too.

o rly?

[Samus Aran]

Stick with her and make her into "that kind of girl."

[Pyrate]

i saw a picture of a girl once

i think

[Samus Aran]

i talked to a girl once

would you fucking get laid already

seriously jono

[Daddy]

I need to fuck another 10 year old up the ass.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i lived in a town with a girl once

[YPrrrr]

I heard my mom was a girl once