Also I lost my virginitiy...if handjobs count.

[C.Mongler]

did she swallow

yah so ive had that happen like 900 times 

[GingaNinja]

dont bother her too much. the more mean you are to her the more she'll want your penis in her asshole

that makes no sense

[LCK]

jono
how the hell do you not have a girlfriend

honestly

if you lived here, you'd be a fucking pimp
sheesh

oh im not a virgin yay

[Daddy]

i lost my virginity to a lamp post

pix

[LCK]

pix

hi

[Himu]

I lost it to a table.

ONLY LAWLZ WILL GET THIS 

[LCK]

EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET SAYS THAT

APPARENTLY I'M UGLY AND CREEPY, AND I ONLY HAVE LIKE 2 FRIENDS

k

I lost it to a table.

ONLY LAWLZ WILL GET THIS 

are you trying to say you put a table in your vagina

[Wrench]

Trevor, did you lose it to a woman or seal first?

[The artist formally known]

EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET SAYS THAT

APPARENTLY I'M UGLY AND CREEPY, AND I ONLY HAVE LIKE 2 FRIENDS

steal, what lck said is what i've been meaning to say to you too

sadly being home studied has made it harder to show women my penis

[The artist formally known]

Trevor, did you lose it to a woman or seal first?

woah man

[Wrench]

woah man

i made love to a seal once

oh hi

[LCK]

Trevor, did you lose it to a woman or seal first?

i was too intoxicated to remember
it may have been a woman that looked like a seal

or the other way around

[Daddy]

hi

sup trevor

[The artist formally known]

i was too intoxicated to remember
it may have been a woman that looked like a seal

or the other way around

how the fuck do you get it up when you're drunk

god damn you must me some sort of future porn star

[LCK]

how the fuck do you get it up when you're drunk

god damn you must me some sort of future porn star

future?