You are standing in an open field west of a white house.

Wrench · September 23, 2007, 02:11:42 PM

Quote from: Your Posting Rival on September 23, 2007, 02:10:06 PM
> strips naked in field

>takes pics and posts on boyah

36chambers · September 23, 2007, 02:13:01 PM

Quote from: WrenchNinja on September 23, 2007, 02:11:42 PM
>takes pics and posts on boyah

> faps to the pics

YPrrrr · September 23, 2007, 02:13:18 PM

Quote from: WrenchNinja on September 23, 2007, 02:11:42 PM
>takes pics and posts on boyah

>waits for comments on how sexy i am

Wrench · September 23, 2007, 02:13:31 PM

Quote from: Amalockh on September 23, 2007, 02:13:01 PM
> faps to the pics

> calls chambers a

[hedy]Zidone · September 23, 2007, 02:15:00 PM

>orders you all to shut up

Suddenly, the sun vanishes. It is now pitch black.

~Fiesta~ · September 23, 2007, 02:15:34 PM

The white house randomly bursts into flames.

Himu · September 23, 2007, 02:16:05 PM

rawrs and brings out a chainsaw

YPrrrr · September 23, 2007, 02:17:29 PM

Quote from: Candy on September 23, 2007, 02:16:05 PM
rawrs and brings out a chainsaw

>watches nakedly

Wrench · September 23, 2007, 02:17:59 PM

Quote from: Candy on September 23, 2007, 02:16:05 PM
rawrs and brings out a chainsaw

*removes your clothes*

[hedy]Zidone · September 23, 2007, 02:20:11 PM

The burning house provides light, but not enough light to scare away that grue over there.

Now what?

~Fiesta~ · September 23, 2007, 02:20:41 PM

>Shoops da whoop.

[hedy]Zidone · September 23, 2007, 02:21:37 PM

The grue is resistant to memes, as well as all attacks available to you.