You are standing in an open field west of a white house.

[[hedy]Zidone]

There is a small mailbox here.

[Wrench]

Along with a few odd looking trees.

[[hedy]Zidone]

Along with a few odd looking trees.

I don't understand that command.

[ncba93ivyase]

>check mailbox

[Reverse Psychology]

>knock over mailbox with baseball bat

[Wrench]

>looks for woman

[[hedy]Zidone]

>check mailbox

Opening the small mailbox reveals a leaflet.

>knock over mailbox with baseball bat

What baseball bat?

>Goes into house

The door is boarded.

>looks for woman

None here.

[Wrench]

None here.

I go hunting with Cheney

[Reverse Psychology]

>open mailbox and read leaflet.

[ncba93ivyase]

Opening the small mailbox reveals a leaflet.

>get leaflet

[Kalahari Inkantation]

>shit on leaflet

[Wrench]

>give to man down the street

[[hedy]Zidone]

>get leaflet

Taken.

Since I haven't played in a long time and I'm too lazy to find a download or something, this is where my faithful narration ends. Now, for original content. caterpie;

[YPrrrr]

> strips naked in field

[Himu]

>gives mailbox lapdance