ITT bad pickup lines.

[Silverhawk79]

I lost my number. Can I have yours?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
Are you a geologist? Because you rock my world. y;
POST.

[demonprince]

suck my dick please.


Always works on the ladies.

[Tri4se]

I have six pack. Wanna get drunk?




... caterpie;

[The artist formally known]

Hi my name is Silverhawk of Nsider  caterpie;

[UnagiPower]

Well not a pick up line, I just wanna add this  china;

Do you have a band-aid, cause I'm cut. caterpie;

[Feynman]

"Can I touch your boobs?"

[UnagiPower]

"Can I touch your boobs?"

That actually worked once  ohsnap;

[Silverhawk79]

Hi my name is Silverhawk of Nsider  caterpie;

u suk dawkins;

[Daddy]

Yous a nappy headed ho

[Skillet]

Are your legs tired? Oh, well, I'm not surprised; your thighs are almost comically muscular.

You must wash your pants with Windex, because something really smells like Windex.

Your father must have been a thief. I don't know, you just have the look of someone who was raised by criminals.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? That is to say, would you be offended by my comments, not would you physically hold your body against mine. Sorry for any confusion. Anyways, would you?

Do you have a little Italian in you? Really? Wait, what was your last name again? Oh, yeah, I guess that does sound Irish. Never mind.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I probably wouldn't. Can you imagine how much that would screw with everybody?

Are you from Tennessee? I hate people from Tennessee.

Excuse me; I seem to have misplaced my inmate number, which was assigned to me by this state's accursed penal system after it was discovered that I was indeed the "Fruit by the Foot Strangler." Can I borrow yours?

Can I borrow a quarter? I need to call my mother and tell her I've found the girl I'm going to annoy for the next 5-10 minutes.

[ClassicTyler]

My love for you is like Diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

[mariofreak55]

Are your legs tired? Oh, well, I'm not surprised; your thighs are almost comically muscular.

You must wash your pants with Windex, because something really smells like Windex.

Your father must have been a thief. I don't know, you just have the look of someone who was raised by criminals.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? That is to say, would you be offended by my comments, not would you physically hold your body against mine. Sorry for any confusion. Anyways, would you?

Do you have a little Italian in you? Really? Wait, what was your last name again? Oh, yeah, I guess that does sound Irish. Never mind.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I probably wouldn't. Can you imagine how much that would screw with everybody?

Are you from Tennessee? I hate people from Tennessee.

Excuse me; I seem to have misplaced my inmate number, which was assigned to me by this state's accursed penal system after it was discovered that I was indeed the "Fruit by the Foot Strangler." Can I borrow yours?

Can I borrow a quarter? I need to call my mother and tell her I've found the girl I'm going to annoy for the next 5-10 minutes.

LMFAO

[Silverhawk79]

My love for you is like Diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

WIN
OMFG
awesome;

[Silverhawk79]

Gee, for a fat girl, you sure don't sweat much.

[Tri4se]

Hi my name is Silverhawk of Nsider  caterpie;

That one actually worked once. ohsnap;