ITT bad pickup lines.

[Blaze-Senpai]

Uhh... Hi?

[*Boo*]

If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me

caterpie;

[*Boo*]

69 views lol  caterpie;

[Hyper]

so i herd u liek mudkipz?

[FAMY2]

so i herd u liek mudkipz?

Ah... didn't that one work?

[The artist formally known]

so i herd u liek mudkipz?

Wow, I have to try this

[Selkie]

Is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see me in your pants.

You have nice boobs.

You have a huge nose, but don't worry, I have a fetish for huge noses.

[Hyper]

so i herd u liek mudkipz?

Ah... didn't that one work?

it worked on me  china;