How do I fly?

[Daddy]

I tried using my chi and moving it from my stomach to my feet the jumping.  I won't fly though. 

What am I doing wrong?  Also, I can't see or feel my energy blasts. I know that they exist though.

[iWolf]

Flap your arms.

[just1more]

Here. Have a blunt first.

[Tomboh]

Drugs.

[Daddy]

Try putting allof your energy on your feet to fly, not sure about the energy blasts.

is there a way i can increase my chi? i think that's the problem.

[Placebo Headwound]

Go get an airplane ticket.

[Commander Fuckass]

Believe in yourself young padawan.

[Daddy]

You have to open your spirit gates to allow your soul energy to travel to your feet.

where should i practice

[Selkie]

1. Get a large umbrella
2. Climb up to roof
3. Jump!
4. Open umbrella

Not sure about the order of 3 and 4, but I don't think it matters which way   navi;

[YPrrrr]

Red Bull. It gives you wings

[Commander Fuckass]

Red Bull...

tastes like shit

[YPrrrr]

tastes like shit

Thank you for pointing out the obvious... >.>

[Samus Aran]

This time, let go of your conscious self and act on instinct. Your eyes can decieve you...don't trust them. Stretch out with your feelings!

[Reverse Psychology]

get the wing cap from the red "!" block

[Daddy]

bump, nothing is working