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How do I fly?

Started by Daddy, August 14, 2007, 05:35:46 PM

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Kalahari Inkantation

Lay on your back, naked, outside. Stretch your penis out as far as you can, and let it go. It'll start spinning like a propeller (once you have enough gas and oil), and you'll be flying like a helicopter.

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