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For those who say Naruto sucks

Started by Geno, August 03, 2007, 12:03:27 AM

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Geno

http://www.narutotribe.com/index.php?s=133

Just skip the gay opening song and you'll see how much Naruto rox
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Bushy

I keep fucking telling you, the anime SUCKS

Read the damn manga.
@pokemonyewest on Twitter

Geno

Quote from: Bushybrow on August 03, 2007, 12:14:14 AM
I keep fucking telling you, the anime SUCKS

Read the damn manga.
I can't read dawkins;
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Bushy

@pokemonyewest on Twitter

Geno

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Andrew1911

I am suing you for the mental distress that clip just put me through.

Samus Aran

Okay, so here we have the subtitled version of Naruto. Thankfully, I didn't have to deal with the voices in one of the worst dubs I've ever seen. But does that mean I liked it? Uh, no.

As soon as the damn clip starts, it looks like DBZ. It sounds like DBZ, and if DBZ had a smell, I'm sure it'd smell like it to. Wow.

Here we see the classic "omg hez powerin up i better brace myself cuz of the POWAH" scene that every anime I hate features. How wonderfully generic and unoriginal.


Now we get a close-up of Sasuke. Wait, that's it? He looks a bit...bland. Why do the character models in this anime suck so bad? They're either really fucking weird or really fucking bland.


OH LAWD IT'S VOLDEMORT CROSSED WITH A CAT


Okay, now that we're done with those horrors, a mildly entertaining fight scene begins. Even I have to admit that the fighting (or at least, this scene) is choreographed better than a lot of other animes. It's sort of like taking out all the weird stand-still fight moments and weird black-out white slash marks and such, and leaving all the good stuff. Too bad it's really short and um...cut off by a weird dying cat wail from our friend Naruto.

OKAY, ENTER THE DRAMA.

HOW CAN YOU UNDERSTAND


BUT I DO UNDERSTAND, EXCEPT IT'S SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT FOR ME


Classic. Why does this recurring "You don't understand/no I do, srsly" theme pop up in almost every anime ever concieved?

Moving on.

Naruto: YOU WERE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME.

OH SHIT WHERE HAVE I HEARD THIS BEFORE



I'VE GOT THE HIGH GROUND, SASUKE.

And then they probably fight some more, but I'm not going to bother finding out. This anime is incredibly unoriginal, bland, and just...well ordinary shonen. I guess that's all Shonen (lol) Jump is capable of bringing about. I'm sorry man, but there just isn't anything unique about this anime. Even Bleach is more original, as well as more disgusting (z cup tits).

Geno

Quote from: Kaz on August 03, 2007, 01:01:44 AM
Okay, so here we have the subtitled version of Naruto. Thankfully, I didn't have to deal with the voices in one of the worst dubs I've ever seen. But does that mean I liked it? Uh, no.

As soon as the damn clip starts, it looks like DBZ. It sounds like DBZ, and if DBZ had a smell, I'm sure it'd smell like it to. Wow.

Here we see the classic "omg hez powerin up i better brace myself cuz of the POWAH" scene that every anime I hate features. How wonderfully generic and unoriginal.


Now we get a close-up of Sasuke. Wait, that's it? He looks a bit...bland. Why do the character models in this anime suck so bad? They're either really fucking weird or really fucking bland.


OH LAWD IT'S VOLDEMORT CROSSED WITH A CAT


Okay, now that we're done with those horrors, a mildly entertaining fight scene begins. Even I have to admit that the fighting (or at least, this scene) is choreographed better than a lot of other animes. It's sort of like taking out all the weird stand-still fight moments and weird black-out white slash marks and such, and leaving all the good stuff. Too bad it's really short and um...cut off by a weird dying cat wail from our friend Naruto.

OKAY, ENTER THE DRAMA.

HOW CAN YOU UNDERSTAND


BUT I DO UNDERSTAND, EXCEPT IT'S SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT FOR ME


Classic. Why does this recurring "You don't understand/no I do, srsly" theme pop up in almost every anime ever concieved?

Moving on.

Naruto: YOU WERE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME.

OH SHIT WHERE HAVE I HEARD THIS BEFORE



I'VE GOT THE HIGH GROUND, SASUKE.

And then they probably fight some more, but I'm not going to bother finding out. This anime is incredibly unoriginal, bland, and just...well ordinary shonen. I guess that's all Shonen (lol) Jump is capable of bringing about. I'm sorry man, but there just isn't anything unique about this anime. Even Bleach is more original, as well as more disgusting (z cup tits).



....

I agree with all of that. But I just love this anime for some reason.
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Ezloﺕ

This is why I can't openly say I like Naruto.
:)

Andrew1911

Cause you have terrible taste, Geno. Lemme guess... Inuyasha is your second favorite anime? WIND SCAR.

Ezloﺕ

Quote from: Andrew1911 on August 03, 2007, 10:31:21 AM
Cause you have terrible taste, Geno. Lemme guess... Inuyasha is your second favorite anime? WIND SCAR.
Ugh, I hated Inuyasha.
:)

Samus Aran

Quote from: Andrew1911 on August 03, 2007, 10:31:21 AM
Cause you have terrible taste, Geno. Lemme guess... Inuyasha is your second favorite anime? WIND SCAR.


Probably Bleach, actually, which thankfully isn't as bad as Inuyasha or Naruto, but still not very good.

Ezloﺕ

Quote from: Kaz on August 03, 2007, 01:01:44 AM
Okay, so here we have the subtitled version of Naruto. Thankfully, I didn't have to deal with the voices in one of the worst dubs I've ever seen. But does that mean I liked it? Uh, no.

As soon as the damn clip starts, it looks like DBZ. It sounds like DBZ, and if DBZ had a smell, I'm sure it'd smell like it to. Wow.

Here we see the classic "omg hez powerin up i better brace myself cuz of the POWAH" scene that every anime I hate features. How wonderfully generic and unoriginal.


Now we get a close-up of Sasuke. Wait, that's it? He looks a bit...bland. Why do the character models in this anime suck so bad? They're either really fucking weird or really fucking bland.


OH LAWD IT'S VOLDEMORT CROSSED WITH A CAT


Okay, now that we're done with those horrors, a mildly entertaining fight scene begins. Even I have to admit that the fighting (or at least, this scene) is choreographed better than a lot of other animes. It's sort of like taking out all the weird stand-still fight moments and weird black-out white slash marks and such, and leaving all the good stuff. Too bad it's really short and um...cut off by a weird dying cat wail from our friend Naruto.

OKAY, ENTER THE DRAMA.

HOW CAN YOU UNDERSTAND


BUT I DO UNDERSTAND, EXCEPT IT'S SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT FOR ME


Classic. Why does this recurring "You don't understand/no I do, srsly" theme pop up in almost every anime ever concieved?

Moving on.

Naruto: YOU WERE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME.

OH SHIT WHERE HAVE I HEARD THIS BEFORE



I'VE GOT THE HIGH GROUND, SASUKE.

And then they probably fight some more, but I'm not going to bother finding out. This anime is incredibly unoriginal, bland, and just...well ordinary shonen. I guess that's all Shonen (lol) Jump is capable of bringing about. I'm sorry man, but there just isn't anything unique about this anime. Even Bleach is more original, as well as more disgusting (z cup tits).

Well, in certain episodes that have a lot of action they use a slightly different art style, and they do make the characters look really weird.

Also, the manga is better.
:)

Samus Aran

Okay, so the manga's better, cool. I don't read mangas. Guess Naruto's still out of the question for me.  powerofone;

Feynman

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? STOP QUOTING HUGE POSTS.

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