pieces of advice- share anything that you would suggest in certain situations

[6M69I69B9]

kill flys with rubber bands if you don't have a fly swatter

killed 13 today (i think they've started breeding in the house what the fuck happened here while i was gone???)

they usually stay in place even when you're like 6 inches away from them- from my experience, but they fly when you get closer and they are rly good @ evading

but rubber bands are too quick for them

[Samus Aran]

Don't snort mustard

[silvertone]

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[6M69I69B9]

this one just came into my head- but prob. every1 knows:

don't drink juice after brushing your teeth (esp. if you didn't even rinse at the end)

the taste is vomitrocious

unless u like that taste...

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

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[Geno]

hit it and quit it

[Infel]

If you're feeling sick, eat a goddamn orange.

[silvertone]

If you're feeling sick, eat a goddamn orange.

i better inject OJ into my veins cos im sick of living

[snoorkel]

on any given day smoke an entire pack of cigarettes

[6M69I69B9]

flash ruins photos

[me003]

if you meet someone you like, don't talk too much.

[ncba93ivyase]

TFW I never talk and so no one talks to me

[Mando Pandango]

TFW I never talk and so no one talks to me

Same

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Punch em in the throat cause they ll never see that shit coming -siddad

[6M69I69B9]

don't drink water past ummm 9pm by the latest

or maybe it's just me but i wake up a lot by just wanting to take a piss and can never go back to sleep