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Title: Nintendo E3 hype train
Post by: The artist formally known on June 16, 2015, 09:33:01 AM
Wii U
Super Mario Maker September 11, 2015
Xenoblade Chronicles X December 4, 2015
Starfox Zero/10
Yawn Yoshi October 16, 2015
Mario Tennis: Ultra Slam Holiday 2015
Animal Crossing: amiibo Festival

3DS
Fire Emblem Fates 2016
Metroid Prime: bad graphics
Hyrule Warriors
Zelda: fashion police
Pokemon Yo Kai Watch
Mario and Luigi: Paper Jam

NX
ZURLDA?!?!?!1
Title: Re: Nintendo E3 hype train
Post by: Commander Fuckass on June 16, 2015, 09:55:09 AM
Nothing  n_n
Title: Re: Nintendo E3 hype train
Post by: Hiro on June 16, 2015, 09:57:06 AM
that metroid prime shit looks horrible jesus christ
excited for animal crossing amiibo but that board game shit looks boring
that new zelda thing looks kinda bleh
mario and luigi looks cool but that series has a pretty spotty track record

overall what a huge disappointment
i guess the wii u really is being canned at the end of the year after all
Title: Re: Nintendo E3 hype train
Post by: Hiro on June 16, 2015, 10:00:11 AM
at least starfox and mario maker look fun but that's seriously it?
nintendo really needs to stop being carried by miyamoto
Title: Re: Nintendo E3 hype train
Post by: Hiro on June 16, 2015, 10:01:37 AM
oh i forgot about mario tennis and yoshi's wooly world
i guess those might be alright, mario tennis doesn't really hold my interest for too long though
Title: Re: Nintendo E3 hype train
Post by: The artist formally known on June 16, 2015, 10:03:09 AM
lol Wii U is so sorry
Title: Re: Nintendo E3 hype train
Post by: The artist formally known on June 16, 2015, 10:11:21 AM
we're still getting fatal frame right?

[youtube]4lDC5wC3OMw[/youtube]
Title: Re: Nintendo E3 hype train
Post by: Hiro on June 16, 2015, 10:22:02 AM
yeah but that's been out in japan for a while hasn't it
Title: Re: Nintendo E3 hype train
Post by: The artist formally known on June 16, 2015, 10:24:57 AM
Quote from: ʜɨɍɵ҈҈ on June 16, 2015, 10:22:02 AM
yeah but that's been out in japan for a while hasn't it
idk i dont live in japan
Title: Re: Nintendo E3 hype train
Post by: ME## on June 16, 2015, 10:30:00 AM
if nintendo were a restaurant, it would be a school cafeteria churning out the same lukewarm unfinished soup with "new" ingredients to keep the sheep coming back day after day to enjoy their helping of slop
Title: Re: Nintendo E3 hype train
Post by: Hiro on June 16, 2015, 10:35:49 AM
nah if we're giving insulting restaurant metaphors it's that restaurant that opened up in the 80s and was really popular for a while, but the decorations and menu haven't changed since then
Title: Re: Nintendo E3 hype train
Post by: The artist formally known on June 16, 2015, 10:41:06 AM
lol remember when they were going to cater to their core gamers then they show off the god awful looking metroid ball game
Title: Re: Nintendo E3 hype train
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 16, 2015, 12:06:29 PM
e3 ended with a whimper thanks to nintendo
Title: Re: Nintendo E3 hype train
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 16, 2015, 12:13:30 PM
Quote from: ʜɨɍɵ҈҈ on June 16, 2015, 10:35:49 AM
nah if we're giving insulting restaurant metaphors it's that restaurant that opened up in the 80s and was really popular for a while, but the decorations and menu haven't changed since then


it also hasn't adhered to evolving health and safety standards since the 80s and should probably be permanently shuttered for the public good at the cost of a few nostalgic tears
Title: Re: Nintendo E3 hype train
Post by: Classic on June 16, 2015, 12:24:48 PM
Garbage. Absolute garbage.
Title: Re: Nintendo E3 hype train
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on June 16, 2015, 12:37:17 PM
Fuck u yarn yoshi u were supposed to come out sooner
Title: Re: Nintendo E3 hype train
Post by: TooB on June 16, 2015, 12:38:22 PM
I am angry at the metroid 3ds announcement.
Nintendo showcases many good things, and then shove this in our face? WE DONT WANT MULTIPLAYER METROID NINTENDO!!!! GET IT TOGETHER
Title: Re: Nintendo E3 hype train
Post by: Nyerp on June 16, 2015, 01:16:25 PM
star fox looked cool i guess, and of course there's mario maker and yoshi

that's it though
Title: Re: Nintendo E3 hype train
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on June 16, 2015, 01:54:52 PM
Quote from: Jojo on June 16, 2015, 12:38:22 PM
WE DONT WANT MULTIPLAYER METROID NINTENDO!!!! GET IT TOGETHER

i actually wouldnt mind a multiplayer metroid

if it accompanied a full metroid game (like mp2 had multiplayer)

and if it actually had samus in it akudood;
Title: Re: Nintendo E3 hype train
Post by: TooB on June 16, 2015, 02:00:02 PM
Quote from: [hedy]Zidone on June 16, 2015, 01:54:52 PM
Quote from: Jojo on June 16, 2015, 12:38:22 PM
WE DONT WANT MULTIPLAYER METROID NINTENDO!!!! GET IT TOGETHER

i actually wouldnt mind a multiplayer metroid

if it accompanied a full metroid game (like mp2 had multiplayer)

and if it actually had samus in it akudood;
sure, that would be fine. but on the other hand, hunters had a single player portion, and it blew.
Title: Re: Nintendo E3 hype train
Post by: The artist formally known on June 16, 2015, 04:55:03 PM
I wouldn't mind a multiplayer Metroid but that game looks like a Metroid afterthought.
Title: Re: Nintendo E3 hype train
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 16, 2015, 07:01:12 PM
what made nintendo think that anybody even cared about metroid's multiplayer or potential for multiplayer enough to warrant that being a standalone game

how could they have the audacity to announce something like that and completely skirt around the issue of its single player

what a slap in the face to fans of the franchise lol, nintendo really is terrified of metroid
Title: Re: Nintendo E3 hype train
Post by: Classic on June 16, 2015, 07:04:54 PM
Quote from: reefer on June 16, 2015, 09:33:01 AM
Wii U
Super Mario Maker September 11, 2015
Starfox Zero/10
Yarn Yoshi October 16, 2015
Mario Tennis: Ultra Slam Holiday 2015
Animal Crossing: amiibo Festival

3DS
Zelda: fashion police
Yo Kai Watch
Mario and Luigi: Paper Jam
Animal Crossing Happy Home Designer

MORE DAMN AMIIBO


After watching the Direct (I was at work and only reading updates) these are what I'm excited for.
This E3 was still terrible, but I'm glad there are some interesting games coming.

Super Mario Maker will be my favorite, I think.
Title: Re: Nintendo E3 hype train
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 16, 2015, 07:07:12 PM
also i like how microsoft has now demonstrated more of a commitment to virtual console than nintendo has

http://www.engadget.com/2015/06/15/rare-replay/
Title: Re: Nintendo E3 hype train
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 16, 2015, 07:45:42 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGu3Xe1uUUg[/youtube]

that like/dislike ratio, holy shit lmao
Title: Re: Nintendo E3 hype train
Post by: ME## on June 16, 2015, 08:06:10 PM

Harrison Lichtenberg
There's even a change.org petition to shut it down.    This is heartbreaking, but I honestly want this project to fail horribly. I want Nintendo to lose money. The only Console company I still held any ties to is now on my s*** list.    I wish I could just go over there and destroy the files myself.


Ah, yes.  Change.org, Nintendo shall be bound by law now
Title: Re: Nintendo E3 hype train
Post by: TooB on June 16, 2015, 08:09:50 PM
Quote from: David on June 16, 2015, 08:06:10 PM

Harrison Lichtenberg
There's even a change.org petition to shut it down.    This is heartbreaking, but I honestly want this project to fail horribly. I want Nintendo to lose money. The only Console company I still held any ties to is now on my s*** list.    I wish I could just go over there and destroy the files myself.


Ah, yes.  Change.org, Nintendo shall be bound by law now
geez.... and for the first time, i think a petition is warranted this time
Title: Re: Nintendo E3 hype train
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 16, 2015, 08:22:12 PM
Quote from: David on June 16, 2015, 08:06:10 PM

Harrison Lichtenberg
There's even a change.org petition to shut it down.    This is heartbreaking, but I honestly want this project to fail horribly. I want Nintendo to lose money. The only Console company I still held any ties to is now on my s*** list.    I wish I could just go over there and destroy the files myself.


Ah, yes.  Change.org, Nintendo shall be bound by law now


lmao