It was the first of few times lately that my family actually went to church besides holidays.
And anyway, I felt a strange sensation. A sensation of self worth, a sensation of clarity, a sensation of happiness.
I went through a transformation of sorts, it was a transition into a new, fresh, happy, cheerful, faithful me.
No joke, I am like, fucking happy right now...
Moral of the story: CHURCH IS LIKE DRUGS
But seriously folks, this is strange, I feel like a new person...
Fuck church.
Seriously folks, it's a strange place, it makes me feel like a terrible person.
I hate how all the old people that go to Church are always coughing. argh;
I get sick everytime I go.
I almost falled too.
I feel horrible when I go to church. gonk;
thats called an erection educate;
I get sleepy at church edumacate;
Church bores me, and I always feel like I'm doing something wrong while I'm there. gonk;
I fall asleep at church. I haven't been there in soo long though...toot;
Quote from: silverhawk79 on April 22, 2007, 06:44:17 PM
Church bores me, and I always feel like I'm doing something wrong while I'm there. gonk;
are you fap;?
Quote from: steal on April 22, 2007, 06:04:20 PM
I've never been to church. caterpie;
I'm supposed to go, but I don't. gonk;
Quote from: MARIOMANIAC21 on April 22, 2007, 06:44:51 PM
Quote from: silverhawk79 on April 22, 2007, 06:44:17 PM
Church bores me, and I always feel like I'm doing something wrong while I'm there. gonk;
are you fap;?
Quietly. caterpie;
When I was but a wee loli, I was forced to go to church. Every single time I went there, there would be these whiny little kids that would cry about everything. I really wanted to beat their asses. caterpie;
Also, coloring Jesus-in-an-airplane pictures multiple hours every Sunday was dreadful. psyduck;
Quote from: Lawlz on April 22, 2007, 07:08:30 PM
When I was but a wee loli, I was forced to go to church. Every single time I went there, there would be these whiny little kids that would cry about everything. I really wanted to beat their asses. caterpie;
Also, coloring Jesus-in-an-airplane pictures multiple hours every Sunday was dreadful. psyduck;
but jezuz dun ned no plane. he can fly. psyduck;
Quote from: Lawlz on April 22, 2007, 07:08:30 PM
When I was but a wee loli, I was forced to go to church. Every single time I went there, there would be these whiny little kids that would cry about everything. I really wanted to beat their asses. caterpie;
Also, coloring Jesus-in-an-airplane pictures multiple hours every Sunday was dreadful. psyduck;
When I was a wee lad and went to church, I did get my ass beat. I also got it stuffed full of Catholic priest cock.