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Title: So I was in church this morning
Post by: Selkie on April 22, 2007, 05:53:55 PM
It was the first of few times lately that my family actually went to church besides holidays.

And anyway, I felt a strange sensation. A sensation of self worth, a sensation of clarity, a sensation of happiness.

I went through a transformation of sorts, it was a transition into a new, fresh, happy, cheerful, faithful me.

No joke, I am like, fucking happy right now...

Moral of the story: CHURCH IS LIKE DRUGS

But seriously folks, this is strange, I feel like a new person...
Title: Re: So I was in church this morning
Post by: LCK on April 22, 2007, 05:55:12 PM
Fuck church.

Seriously folks, it's a strange place, it makes me feel like a terrible person.
Title: Re: So I was in church this morning
Post by: Pele on April 22, 2007, 05:57:02 PM
I hate how all the old people that go to Church are always coughing.  argh;

I get sick everytime I go.
Title: Re: So I was in church this morning
Post by: Daddy on April 22, 2007, 05:59:32 PM
I almost falled too.
Title: Re: So I was in church this morning
Post by: The artist formally known on April 22, 2007, 06:28:11 PM
I feel horrible when I go to church.  gonk;
Title: Re: So I was in church this morning
Post by: MARIOMANIAC21 on April 22, 2007, 06:41:53 PM
thats called an erection  educate;

I get sleepy at church edumacate;
Title: Re: So I was in church this morning
Post by: Silverhawk79 on April 22, 2007, 06:44:17 PM
Church bores me, and I always feel like I'm doing something wrong while I'm there. gonk;
Title: Re: So I was in church this morning
Post by: V on April 22, 2007, 06:44:47 PM
I fall asleep at church. I haven't been there in soo long though...toot;
Title: Re: So I was in church this morning
Post by: MARIOMANIAC21 on April 22, 2007, 06:44:51 PM
Quote from: silverhawk79 on April 22, 2007, 06:44:17 PM
Church bores me, and I always feel like I'm doing something wrong while I'm there. gonk;


are you fap;?
Title: Re: So I was in church this morning
Post by: Reverse Psychology on April 22, 2007, 06:45:26 PM
Quote from: steal on April 22, 2007, 06:04:20 PM
I've never been to church. caterpie;
I'm supposed to go, but I don't. gonk;
Title: Re: So I was in church this morning
Post by: Silverhawk79 on April 22, 2007, 06:47:55 PM
Quote from: MARIOMANIAC21 on April 22, 2007, 06:44:51 PM
Quote from: silverhawk79 on April 22, 2007, 06:44:17 PM
Church bores me, and I always feel like I'm doing something wrong while I'm there. gonk;


are you fap;?
Quietly. caterpie;
Title: Re: So I was in church this morning
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 22, 2007, 07:08:30 PM
When I was but a wee loli, I was forced to go to church. Every single time I went there, there would be these whiny little kids that would cry about everything. I really wanted to beat their asses. caterpie;

Also, coloring Jesus-in-an-airplane pictures multiple hours every Sunday was dreadful. psyduck;
Title: Re: So I was in church this morning
Post by: V on April 22, 2007, 07:10:02 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 22, 2007, 07:08:30 PM
When I was but a wee loli, I was forced to go to church. Every single time I went there, there would be these whiny little kids that would cry about everything. I really wanted to beat their asses. caterpie;

Also, coloring Jesus-in-an-airplane pictures multiple hours every Sunday was dreadful. psyduck;

but jezuz dun ned no plane. he can fly.  psyduck;
Title: Re: So I was in church this morning
Post by: Samus Aran on April 22, 2007, 07:10:26 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 22, 2007, 07:08:30 PM
When I was but a wee loli, I was forced to go to church. Every single time I went there, there would be these whiny little kids that would cry about everything. I really wanted to beat their asses. caterpie;

Also, coloring Jesus-in-an-airplane pictures multiple hours every Sunday was dreadful. psyduck;


When I was a wee lad and went to church, I did get my ass beat. I also got it stuffed full of Catholic priest cock.