I wake up in the morning feelin' like taking a huge, fat, monstrous, green shit.
I go to the bathroom and plop down on the seat. There's that weird pause when someone is going to shit real hard. I wait. I wait more. Then I feel the turd working its way through the hole in my ass. That shit falls down with a splash and ker-plops. But it's one of those turds that comes out whole. I didn't have to wipe (but I did). I'm weird so I got my toothbrush and made sure I didn't have anything on my ass'sssssss'ssss'sss cheeks or something.
Does anyone else do this?
No.
Are yous serious?
my poop usually leaves no residue behind
but it does make my sphincters hurt as fuck
i suppose there may be some hemorrhoids lurking around akudood;
Quote from: Analysis Paralysis on October 18, 2010, 09:57:42 PM
my poop usually leaves no residue behind
but it does make my sphincters hurt as fuck
i suppose there may be some hemorrhoids lurking around akudood;
Your poop makes your sphincters hurt?
How do you know there's no residue? Do you look at yourself in the mirror? wtf
Quote from: TheSequel on October 18, 2010, 09:59:13 PM
Your poop makes your sphincters hurt?
How do you know there's no residue? Do you look at yourself in the mirror? wtf
is it abnormal to look at your butthole in the mirror?
Quote from: Asuka on October 18, 2010, 10:02:48 PM
is it abnormal to look at your butthole in the mirror?
nope kaz i stare at my anus for at least 20 minutes a day
Fuck, I am weird. :(
Quote from: TheSequel on October 18, 2010, 09:59:13 PM
Your poop makes your sphincters hurt?
How do you know there's no residue? Do you look at yourself in the mirror? wtf
oh silly
i shove tissues up there and look at it
Quote from: Analysis Paralysis on October 18, 2010, 10:05:57 PM
oh silly
i shove tissues up there and look at it
Oh that's fine. I thought you did it without tissues lolz
I once stuck an electric toothbrush up my anus.
Quote from: applesauce on October 18, 2010, 10:09:28 PM
I once stuck an electric toothbrush up my anus.
Did it get it out or did it just mush it all up?
Lawd this thread made me laugh so hard my mom fucking woke up
Quote from: Lithium on October 18, 2010, 10:29:50 PM
Lawd this thread made me laugh so hard my mom fucking woke up
This is serious doodthing;
Quote from: TheSequel on October 18, 2010, 10:32:34 PM
This is serious doodthing;
I know man she's been in a coma for 15 years
DON'T STOP MAKE IT POP GONNA BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP TONIGHT I'MMA FIGHT WILL WE SEE THE SUNLIGHT
why does this thread be
I laughed.
My roommate thinks I'm insane. :'(
this just goes right back to my point of never having to shit upon waking up
Quote from: Travis on October 19, 2010, 12:43:08 PM
this just goes right back to my point of never having to shit upon waking up
What the
fuck is wrong with you?
having to shit wakes me up akudood;
Quote from: Nyerp on October 19, 2010, 07:59:33 PM
having to shit wakes me up akudood;
I think you should have italicized 'me' instead of 'wakes'
Back on topic. I just heard floss works better than toothbrushes. Discuss.
uh but floss can only get between your teeth while toothbrushes can...oh awdood;
Yeah, try it and let me know how it goes.
I dont get it