STORY TIME

[?????]

I wake up in the morning feelin' like taking a huge, fat, monstrous, green shit.

I go to the bathroom and plop down on the seat. There's that weird pause when someone is going to shit real hard. I wait. I wait more. Then I feel the turd working its way through the hole in my ass. That shit falls down with a splash and ker-plops. But it's one of those turds that comes out whole. I didn't have to wipe (but I did). I'm weird so I got my toothbrush and made sure I didn't have anything on my ass'sssssss'ssss'sss cheeks or something.

Does anyone else do this?

[Nyerp]

No.

[?????]

Are yous serious?

[??????]

my poop usually leaves no residue behind
but it does make my sphincters hurt as fuck
i suppose there may be some hemorrhoids lurking around 

[?????]

my poop usually leaves no residue behind
but it does make my sphincters hurt as fuck
i suppose there may be some hemorrhoids lurking around 

Your poop makes your sphincters hurt?
How do you know there's no residue? Do you look at yourself in the mirror? wtf

[Samus Aran]

Your poop makes your sphincters hurt?
How do you know there's no residue? Do you look at yourself in the mirror? wtf

is it abnormal to look at your butthole in the mirror?

[Nyerp]

is it abnormal to look at your butthole in the mirror?

nope kaz i stare at my anus for at least 20 minutes a day

[?????]

Fuck, I am weird.

[??????]

Your poop makes your sphincters hurt?
How do you know there's no residue? Do you look at yourself in the mirror? wtf

oh silly
i shove tissues up there and look at it

[?????]

oh silly
i shove tissues up there and look at it

Oh that's fine. I thought you did it without tissues lolz

[applesauce]

I once stuck an electric toothbrush up my anus.

[?????]

I once stuck an electric toothbrush up my anus.

Did it get it out or did it just mush it all up?

[Hensa]

Lawd this thread made me laugh so hard my mom fucking woke up

[?????]

Lawd this thread made me laugh so hard my mom fucking woke up

This is serious

[Hensa]

This is serious

I know man she's been in a coma for 15 years