So my dad wanted to have a "talk" with me. So I'm like "Ok, what the fuck". He screams at me for wanting to go to Waffle House with the marching band after tonights game. The fucking marching band. what kind of trouble can I POSBBILY get into? holy shit. So then he starts shooting me with questions about weed. I'm just like "What the fuck". He starts asking more and more questions and I'm just like "what do you WANT me to fucking say? I'm obviously not giving you the answer you're looking for." He did say anything and I just wanted to be like "I'm a fucking drug addict who's been abusing subtances since he was 5. I do cocaine, ecstasy, and LSD regularly, on top of my every hour pot smoking routine. I aim to drop out of high school, impregnate whores, do a shitload of cocaine at the same time, then die. After I die, I'll come back to life so I can become a homeless bum living under the interstate. So shut the fuck up." Like holy shit, I have the dumbest parents ever.
dude marching band rules
like, like, like, like, really?
wait i just reread this and does your house have a weed problem? i don't see why that's your fault just use a little roundup
Lol'd at the post. Ask him about the red plastic cups.
I think his main concern is that you're voluntarily going to Waffle House.
Quote from: Nyerp on September 04, 2009, 01:37:13 PM
like, like, like, like, really?
Like really, I went to like, the marching band and we like totally went to that waffle place that like serves waffles.
Quote from: ДавиÌд on September 04, 2009, 01:47:24 PM
Like really, I went to like, the marching band and we like totally went to that waffle place that like serves waffles.
Like I got like sooo high last night that was like the best waffle house like ever.
roscos chicken and waffles is better
Quote from: Travis on September 04, 2009, 01:38:13 PM
wait i just reread this and does your house have a weed problem? i don't see why that's your fault just use a little roundup
Marijuana
My parents caught me smoking.
I said chill nigga and my mom ran off crying. But not really. The real story is much more horrific.
GROUND TO CONTROL TO MAJOR TOMMMMM
COMMENCING COUNTDOWN, ENGINES ON!
Mippo makes the best threads
Quote from: Walter on September 04, 2009, 02:02:15 PM
My parents caught me smoking.
I said chill nigga and my mom ran off crying. But not really. The real story is much more horrific.
;______________;
What happened?
burn your house to the gwound
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on September 04, 2009, 02:25:14 PM
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What happened?
You see son, weed is gateway drug. The first high you get is soo good that you want it again. And you can't ever get it after that. So then you try other drugs so you can feel good like that again. And then you die from every hour cocaine usage >:(
Trust me, I read about it in Health Class.
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on September 04, 2009, 02:25:14 PM
;______________;
What happened?
lol, uh its kinda weird. My mom is a bit insane sometimes, rather not talk about it. O_0
I had a dream last night that I had this giant joint and I was smoking it in a beach house type thing but then I went to put it out since there a lot left that I wanted to save for later, but it turned into hot burning coals and burned my hands off or something
why hasnt anyone called mippo a dumbass yet?
Quote from: RDX on September 04, 2009, 05:07:54 PM
why hasnt anyone called mippo a dumbass yet?
That's a very good question... baddood;
Hey, Mippo.
[spoiler]You're a dumbass.[/spoiler]
in college, nobody gives a shit
you're going to love it
Punch that punk ass bitch in the mother fucking face and show em who's BOSS.
Quote from: Kevin on September 04, 2009, 02:33:43 PM
You see son, weed is gateway drug. The first high you get is soo good that you want it again. And you can't ever get it after that. So then you try other drugs so you can feel good like that again. And then you die from every hour cocaine usage >:(
Trust me, I read about it in Health Class.
I read in health class that if you have sex before marriage then there is a 100% chance of getting an STD and the girl getting pregnant. :3
hey mippo that sucks but i liked your post.
Quote from: wziard on September 04, 2009, 02:49:33 PM
I had a dream last night that I had this giant joint and I was smoking it in a beach house type thing but then I went to put it out since there a lot left that I wanted to save for later, but it turned into hot burning coals and burned my hands off or something
i had a dream a while back during summer that i was smoking a blunt with my friends in a lake AND I DROPPED THE BLUNT IN THE LAKE!!! AAA!!!!
Quote from: Zach on September 04, 2009, 06:36:50 PM
in college, nobody gives a shit
you're going to love it
wrong if your still in your parents household, you still will give shits.
Quote from: Methree on September 04, 2009, 06:51:20 PMwrong if your still in your parents household, you still will give shits.
yes, but most people don't live at home (i do, but only because it's much more cost effective)
offer your father a joint, that will chill him out.
Quote from: Bassir on September 04, 2009, 02:04:45 PM
GROUND TO CONTROL TO MAJOR TOMMMMM
COMMENCING COUNTDOWN, ENGINES ON!
They should have given major tom some anti-depressants
i hear that shit all the time, most of the time, as my mother is preaching, I'm thinking about the weed that's just chilling in my car and how much I'm going to enjoy the next blunt after she gets tired of yapping
booooo to concerned parents
yeah seriously. my parents are probably way more annoying and restrictive than all of yours (maybe not jmv's but who knows) and while it's a pain in the ass it's not that big of a deal. its not like theyre completely wrong all the time. theres generally some truth to what theyre saying.
I have a lot of problems with my parents, especially with my mother, but we usually get on ok. Usually.