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Title: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Bushy on August 07, 2009, 09:56:53 AM
Shitsux. My mother makes me go despite me saying straight to her face that I hate it.

She even made me sit with the pastor and have him talk to me about why I should go.

But it fucking suuuuuucks >.<
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Oh on August 07, 2009, 09:58:48 AM
 Tell her the pastor touches you.  baddood;
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Bushy on August 07, 2009, 10:00:47 AM
Quote from: Lwar on August 07, 2009, 09:58:48 AM
Tell her the pastor touches you.  baddood;
Nah too controversial
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Oh on August 07, 2009, 10:01:45 AM
 Or just tell her "I don't think a magic man exists  doodthing;, so I don't think I should go anymore".
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Smell Memory on August 07, 2009, 10:01:55 AM
Act white
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: ME## on August 07, 2009, 10:05:20 AM
Quote from: Lwar on August 07, 2009, 10:01:45 AM
Or just tell her "I don't think a magic man exists  doodthing;, so I don't think I should go anymore".



'scuse me u cant prove that he dont not exist :|
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Socks on August 07, 2009, 10:08:19 AM
Look square into her eyes with a determined body posture and stern face and say that you're perfectly capable of making informed and proper moral decisions in life, while having a peaceful, settled, and content conscience. Even if you do not go to church for the purpose of hearing allegorical and metaphorical fiction. If she's persistent tell her you do not need a medium to help you connect with a higher spiritual being. Otherwise just don't go, she can't physically make you go. We all draw lines in the sand at one time or another, don't be afraid to do so.

Make sure you're passionate when you say your peace, lots of hand gestures with proper enunciation and emotional emphasis.
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Bushy on August 07, 2009, 11:23:20 AM
I'll try whatr you said, Socks.

And great fucking news, now I have to help with some Church Yard Sale at... wait for it... wait for it... 5:00 AM.

This is complete bullshit.
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Selkie on August 07, 2009, 11:46:52 AM
Tell her you have better things to be doing, like studying rigorously for your school tests
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Samus Aran on August 07, 2009, 11:54:40 AM
Tell her that your religiousness is between you and God and she shouldn't interfere with that relationship.

Christians like that excuse.
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Chris (JayJay) on August 07, 2009, 12:03:57 PM
Quote from: Дави́д on August 07, 2009, 10:05:20 AM

'scuse me u cant prove that he dont not exist :|


can't prove he exists :|
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on August 07, 2009, 01:30:04 PM
Shit yourself in church.

She'll never take you anywhere again.
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Chris (JayJay) on August 07, 2009, 02:21:11 PM
Praise Satan!
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: sans culottes on August 07, 2009, 02:25:04 PM
My mom is a bigoted bitch. The easiest way for me to deal with this is to suck it in and go to church for an hour every week, because in two years I won't have to do this anymore.

But every priests who's ever been at my church has always been very laid back and joking, so it's all good.
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Andria on August 07, 2009, 02:30:22 PM
Tell her that god told you to stop going to church and unless she wants to question his will then you shouldn't go
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: rdl on August 07, 2009, 03:16:19 PM
break your leg
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Sam on August 07, 2009, 04:07:56 PM
I ended up locking myself in my room and just saying no when she told me to go. Four weeks later, nobody in my family goes. I won.  giggle;
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: rdl on August 07, 2009, 04:11:42 PM
what's funny to me is that when i was a kid i hated going to friday prayers because i'd rather play video games but as i got older i loved it more and more giggle;
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Chōshū on August 08, 2009, 01:24:30 AM
A MERE HOUR A WEEK IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE PAIN AND SUFFERING OF ETERNAL DARKNESS AND FLAME

Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Oh on August 08, 2009, 08:46:26 AM
Quote from: RDX on August 07, 2009, 04:11:42 PM
what's funny to me is that when i was a kid i hated going to friday prayers because i'd rather play video games but as i got older i loved it more and more giggle;
Lol what.  akudood;
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: hotlikesauce. on August 08, 2009, 10:20:07 AM
Tell them you worship the devil.
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Bushy on August 08, 2009, 10:55:32 AM
Quote from: Sam on August 07, 2009, 04:07:56 PM
I ended up locking myself in my room and just saying no when she told me to go. Four weeks later, nobody in my family goes. I won.  giggle;
I like this idea.

I tried what you said Socks, and she was like "Ok, but you still gotta go." ffs
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Samus Aran on August 08, 2009, 11:14:09 AM
Quote from: Lwar on August 08, 2009, 08:46:26 AM
Lol what.  akudood;


It seemed quite plain to me, what's there to be confused about?
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Zach on August 08, 2009, 11:40:01 AM
I haven't gone to church in over a month.
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Bushy on August 08, 2009, 11:56:55 AM
Quote from: Zach on August 08, 2009, 11:40:01 AM
I haven't gone to church in over a month.
Lucky bastard
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Feynman on August 08, 2009, 12:00:23 PM
Muslim families almost never go to their place of worship.

Maybe about twice a year. akudood;
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Chōshū on August 08, 2009, 12:44:12 PM
Quote from: Kaz on August 08, 2009, 11:14:09 AM
It seemed quite plain to me, what's there to be confused about?


Well quite frankly good sir I think the point of HIS post also seemed quite clear

So if you don't like it you can just pass the blunt to the nigga on your left, ya dig   akudood; snakedood; VDood; Reichdood;

I like theme emoticons they are fun  :3
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: rdl on August 08, 2009, 03:42:41 PM
Quote from: Bassir on August 08, 2009, 12:00:23 PM
Muslim families almost never go to their place of worship.

Maybe about twice a year. akudood;
yeah well i'm a pretty religious dude baddood;

But, you have to go every Friday if you're a guy. Unless if there's something that absolutely prevents you from doing so (If you have a job you have to make time for the friday prayer. But if you're stuck at school then it's fine if you miss it).
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Bushy on August 08, 2009, 06:52:23 PM
Kay, I'm gonna lock myself in my room.

How do I deal with momrage?
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Daddy on August 08, 2009, 06:55:12 PM
Quote from: colossus supercilium on August 08, 2009, 06:52:23 PM
Kay, I'm gonna lock myself in my room.

How do I deal with momrage?
Tell her the white man introduced Christianity to the black man to keep him down and whip him.
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Bushy on August 08, 2009, 07:25:30 PM
Quote from: Prowling Kewn on August 08, 2009, 06:55:12 PM
Tell her the white man introduced Christianity to the black man to keep him down and whip him.
Wouldn't that be the Spanish man?
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Zach on August 08, 2009, 09:28:03 PM
i thought that is was the spanish man introducing it to the indian man so he wouldn't fuck doggy style
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Mettalik on August 09, 2009, 09:52:43 AM
Quote from: Bassir on August 08, 2009, 12:00:23 PM
Muslim families almost never go to their place of worship.

Maybe about twice a year. akudood;
I haven't gone since Ramadan last year. My dad goes every Friday, but i always have school   n_u
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Lotos on August 09, 2009, 11:20:20 AM
Quote from: Sam on August 07, 2009, 04:07:56 PM
I ended up locking myself in my room and just saying no when she told me to go. Four weeks later, nobody in my family goes. I won.  giggle;


That's an inspirational story O_0
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Daddy on August 09, 2009, 12:59:09 PM
Quote from: colossus supercilium on August 08, 2009, 07:25:30 PM
Wouldn't that be the Spanish man?
Spaniards are white.  doodhuh;
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: rdl on August 09, 2009, 02:05:40 PM
Quote from: Mettalik on August 09, 2009, 09:52:43 AM
I haven't gone since Ramadan last year. My dad goes every Friday, but i always have school   n_u
Even during the summer? baddood;
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Doodle on August 10, 2009, 10:15:48 AM
Seizure.
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Sync on August 10, 2009, 11:21:11 AM
Quote from: Doodle on August 10, 2009, 10:15:48 AM
Seizure.

Do that in the church for bonus points.
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Doodle on August 10, 2009, 01:23:23 PM
Quote from: Sync on August 10, 2009, 11:21:11 AM
Do that in the church for bonus points.

CURLY TALE
A THOUSAND EYES
EPAAAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Blaze-Senpai on August 10, 2009, 08:37:32 PM
My aunt is one of those Super Christians that spaz out in church randomly; I find it creepy most of the time, and amusing anytime else. Me and my cousin are forced to go; even though i don't really care about the entire religion bit.


Personally, religion should be outlawed, but okay.
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Slim on August 10, 2009, 10:12:28 PM
Quote from: ã'ã‚·ã'£ã'¢-せんぱい on August 10, 2009, 08:37:32 PM... Me and my cousin are forced to go; even though i don't really care about the entire religion bit.

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Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: sans culottes on August 10, 2009, 10:22:59 PM
Quote from: ã'ã‚·ã'£ã'¢-せんぱい on August 10, 2009, 08:37:32 PM
Personally, religion should be outlawed, but okay.
Thanks, you fucking fascist.
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Blaze-Senpai on August 10, 2009, 10:32:47 PM
Quote from: coz on August 10, 2009, 10:22:59 PM
Thanks, you fucking fascist.
Here we go.
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Slim on August 10, 2009, 10:50:18 PM
Quote from: ã'ã‚·ã'£ã'¢-せんぱい on August 10, 2009, 10:32:47 PM
Here we go.


Here; we go!
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Travis on August 10, 2009, 10:52:17 PM
lol i wish it was possible to be able to change other peoples names and custom titles for luts that would be hilarious

JMV DO IT
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Hiro on August 10, 2009, 10:53:54 PM
I believe there is am item to change others' custom titles
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: sans culottes on August 10, 2009, 11:08:03 PM
Quote from: ã'ã‚·ã'£ã'¢-せんぱい on August 10, 2009, 10:32:47 PM
Here we go.
I mainly say fascist because it's fun to call any authoritarian idea fascist, even when that's a stretch.

But if you seriously think religion should be outlawed, you must not be a big fan of the first amendment.
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: Blaze-Senpai on August 10, 2009, 11:30:02 PM
Quote from: coz on August 10, 2009, 11:08:03 PM
I mainly say fascist because it's fun to call any authoritarian idea fascist, even when that's a stretch.

But if you seriously think religion should be outlawed, you must not be a big fan of the first amendment.
Not outlawed I suppose, but maybe forgotten.
Title: Re: I need a way to get out of going to church
Post by: burzumfan420 on August 11, 2009, 03:11:02 PM
This is relevant to my interests.