Shitsux. My mother makes me go despite me saying straight to her face that I hate it.
She even made me sit with the pastor and have him talk to me about why I should go.
But it fucking suuuuuucks >.<
Tell her the pastor touches you. baddood;
Quote from: Lwar on August 07, 2009, 09:58:48 AM
Tell her the pastor touches you. baddood;
Nah too controversial
Or just tell her "I don't think a magic man exists doodthing;, so I don't think I should go anymore".
Act white
Quote from: Lwar on August 07, 2009, 10:01:45 AM
Or just tell her "I don't think a magic man exists doodthing;, so I don't think I should go anymore".
'scuse me u cant prove that he dont not exist :|
Look square into her eyes with a determined body posture and stern face and say that you're perfectly capable of making informed and proper moral decisions in life, while having a peaceful, settled, and content conscience. Even if you do not go to church for the purpose of hearing allegorical and metaphorical fiction. If she's persistent tell her you do not need a medium to help you connect with a higher spiritual being. Otherwise just don't go, she can't physically make you go. We all draw lines in the sand at one time or another, don't be afraid to do so.
Make sure you're passionate when you say your peace, lots of hand gestures with proper enunciation and emotional emphasis.
I'll try whatr you said, Socks.
And great fucking news, now I have to help with some Church Yard Sale at... wait for it... wait for it... 5:00 AM.
This is complete bullshit.
Tell her you have better things to be doing, like studying rigorously for your school tests
Tell her that your religiousness is between you and God and she shouldn't interfere with that relationship.
Christians like that excuse.
Quote from: ДавиÌд on August 07, 2009, 10:05:20 AM
'scuse me u cant prove that he dont not exist :|
can't prove he exists :|
Shit yourself in church.
She'll never take you anywhere again.
Praise Satan!
My mom is a bigoted bitch. The easiest way for me to deal with this is to suck it in and go to church for an hour every week, because in two years I won't have to do this anymore.
But every priests who's ever been at my church has always been very laid back and joking, so it's all good.
Tell her that god told you to stop going to church and unless she wants to question his will then you shouldn't go
break your leg
I ended up locking myself in my room and just saying no when she told me to go. Four weeks later, nobody in my family goes. I won. giggle;
what's funny to me is that when i was a kid i hated going to friday prayers because i'd rather play video games but as i got older i loved it more and more giggle;
A MERE HOUR A WEEK IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE PAIN AND SUFFERING OF ETERNAL DARKNESS AND FLAME
Quote from: RDX on August 07, 2009, 04:11:42 PM
what's funny to me is that when i was a kid i hated going to friday prayers because i'd rather play video games but as i got older i loved it more and more giggle;
Lol what. akudood;
Tell them you worship the devil.
Quote from: Sam on August 07, 2009, 04:07:56 PM
I ended up locking myself in my room and just saying no when she told me to go. Four weeks later, nobody in my family goes. I won. giggle;
I like this idea.
I tried what you said Socks, and she was like "Ok, but you still gotta go." ffs
Quote from: Lwar on August 08, 2009, 08:46:26 AM
Lol what. akudood;
It seemed quite plain to me, what's there to be confused about?
I haven't gone to church in over a month.
Quote from: Zach on August 08, 2009, 11:40:01 AM
I haven't gone to church in over a month.
Lucky bastard
Muslim families almost never go to their place of worship.
Maybe about twice a year. akudood;
Quote from: Kaz on August 08, 2009, 11:14:09 AM
It seemed quite plain to me, what's there to be confused about?
Well quite frankly good sir I think the point of HIS post also seemed quite clear
So if you don't like it you can just pass the blunt to the nigga on your left, ya dig akudood; snakedood; VDood; Reichdood;
I like theme emoticons they are fun :3
Quote from: Bassir on August 08, 2009, 12:00:23 PM
Muslim families almost never go to their place of worship.
Maybe about twice a year. akudood;
yeah well i'm a pretty religious dude baddood;
But, you have to go every Friday if you're a guy. Unless if there's something that absolutely prevents you from doing so (If you have a job you have to make time for the friday prayer. But if you're stuck at school then it's fine if you miss it).
Kay, I'm gonna lock myself in my room.
How do I deal with momrage?
Quote from: colossus supercilium on August 08, 2009, 06:52:23 PM
Kay, I'm gonna lock myself in my room.
How do I deal with momrage?
Tell her the white man introduced Christianity to the black man to keep him down and whip him.
Quote from: Prowling Kewn on August 08, 2009, 06:55:12 PM
Tell her the white man introduced Christianity to the black man to keep him down and whip him.
Wouldn't that be the Spanish man?
i thought that is was the spanish man introducing it to the indian man so he wouldn't fuck doggy style
Quote from: Bassir on August 08, 2009, 12:00:23 PM
Muslim families almost never go to their place of worship.
Maybe about twice a year. akudood;
I haven't gone since Ramadan last year. My dad goes every Friday, but i always have school n_u
Quote from: Sam on August 07, 2009, 04:07:56 PM
I ended up locking myself in my room and just saying no when she told me to go. Four weeks later, nobody in my family goes. I won. giggle;
That's an inspirational story O_0
Quote from: Mettalik on August 09, 2009, 09:52:43 AM
I haven't gone since Ramadan last year. My dad goes every Friday, but i always have school n_u
Even during the summer? baddood;
Seizure.
Quote from: Sync on August 10, 2009, 11:21:11 AM
Do that in the church for bonus points.
CURLY TALE
A THOUSAND EYES
EPAAAAAAAAAA
My aunt is one of those Super Christians that spaz out in church randomly; I find it creepy most of the time, and amusing anytime else. Me and my cousin are forced to go; even though i don't really care about the entire religion bit.
Personally, religion should be outlawed, but okay.
Quote from: ã'ã‚·ã'£ã'¢-ã›ã‚“ã±ã„ on August 10, 2009, 08:37:32 PM... Me and my cousin are forced to go; even though i don't really care about the entire religion bit.
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Quote from: ã'ã‚·ã'£ã'¢-ã›ã‚“ã±ã„ on August 10, 2009, 08:37:32 PM
Personally, religion should be outlawed, but okay.
Thanks, you fucking fascist.
lol i wish it was possible to be able to change other peoples names and custom titles for luts that would be hilarious
JMV DO IT
I believe there is am item to change others' custom titles
Quote from: ã'ã‚·ã'£ã'¢-ã›ã‚“ã±ã„ on August 10, 2009, 10:32:47 PM
Here we go.
I mainly say fascist because it's fun to call any authoritarian idea fascist, even when that's a stretch.
But if you seriously think religion should be outlawed, you must not be a big fan of the first amendment.
Quote from: coz on August 10, 2009, 11:08:03 PM
I mainly say fascist because it's fun to call any authoritarian idea fascist, even when that's a stretch.
But if you seriously think religion should be outlawed, you must not be a big fan of the first amendment.
Not outlawed I suppose, but maybe forgotten.
This is relevant to my interests.