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Title: Stupid things your parents have said about the internet
Post by: [REDACTED] on April 12, 2009, 05:58:35 PM
Dad: [while I was browsing Wikileaks] Is that Wikipedia?
Me: No.
Dad: Is that a gossip site?
Title: Re: Stupid things your parents have said about the internet
Post by: Daddy on April 12, 2009, 06:02:33 PM
Me: *Opens myspace to login*
Mom: Who is she, who are you talking to?
Me: Uhm...that's an ad. She's an actress. |:

or


Me: *Logs in to Facebook and some girl updated her status and it was at the top of my page*
Mom: WHO IS SHE, DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE NOT GAY?!
Me: I'm not gay :(
Title: Re: Stupid things your parents have said about the internet
Post by: Cookie on April 12, 2009, 06:11:11 PM
Quote from: ra-ˈkün on April 12, 2009, 06:02:33 PM
Me: *Opens myspace to login*
Mom: Who is she, who are you talking to?
Me: Uhm...that's an ad. She's an actress. |:

or


Me: *Logs in to Facebook and some girl updated her status and it was at the top of my page*
Mom: WHO IS SHE, DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE NOT GAY?!
Me: I'm not gay :(


hey i think your moms a dick
Title: Re: Stupid things your parents have said about the internet
Post by: Daddy on April 12, 2009, 06:20:27 PM
Quote from: Cookie on April 12, 2009, 06:11:11 PM
hey i think your moms a dick
idk if she just is trying to be funny or if she really thinks i am. akudood;

she made similar comments when i cooked dinner and bought tea. ;___;
Title: Re: Stupid things your parents have said about the internet
Post by: Geno on April 12, 2009, 06:28:50 PM
Oh god I'll never forget this one

Me: playing Warcraft 3 back before voice chat
Grandma: what are you doin
Me: Playing on the internet
Grandma: oh with who?
Me: Some random guys on the internet
Grandma: you shouldn't be playing with people you don't know that's dangerous.
Me: Yeah well I don't usually say anything
Grandma: WUT!? YOU CAN SAY THINGS TO THEM?
Me: Uh yeah I'm on the internet talking to people
Grandma: WHAT THEY CAN HEAR WHAT WE'RE SAYING RIGHT NOW!?
Then she runs to my Dad and starts telling me how I'm making my home unsafe and that we won't have any privacy. And I'm exposed to predators.

I almost smacked her
Title: Re: Stupid things your parents have said about the internet
Post by: ME## on April 12, 2009, 06:33:47 PM
Mom: Is that porn?
Me: No, it's Wikipedia.
Mom:  Oh, okay.
Title: Re: Stupid things your parents have said about the internet
Post by: NOA_Haunted on April 12, 2009, 07:21:07 PM
Nothing, I have no stories.
Title: Re: Stupid things your parents have said about the internet
Post by: Thyme on April 12, 2009, 07:52:35 PM
Quote from: Emperor LXXXVI on April 12, 2009, 06:33:47 PM
Mom: Is that porn?
Me: No, it's Wikipedia.
Mom:  Oh, okay.


Which article were you reading? n_u
Title: Re: Stupid things your parents have said about the internet
Post by: [REDACTED] on April 12, 2009, 07:52:37 PM
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on April 12, 2009, 07:21:07 PM
Nothing, I have no stories.
I thought your father had something to say about the VSPOT.
Title: Re: Stupid things your parents have said about the internet
Post by: samisthebest on April 12, 2009, 07:55:39 PM
I was on 4chan and my dad walked in.

I told him it was Encyclopedia Britannica, and he left.
Title: Re: Stupid things your parents have said about the internet
Post by: Classic on April 12, 2009, 07:57:25 PM
My parents are well educated and have internet knowledge.
Title: Re: Stupid things your parents have said about the internet
Post by: ME## on April 12, 2009, 07:57:54 PM
Quote from: Thyme on April 12, 2009, 07:52:35 PM
Which article were you reading? n_u


An article about finger nails for some reason lol.  I think it was for something in biology last year.
Title: Re: Stupid things your parents have said about the internet
Post by: Thyme on April 12, 2009, 08:01:10 PM
My parents still refer to the Internet and their browsers as "Google" since it's their home page. (http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/4194/otcohctiw.png)
Title: Re: Stupid things your parents have said about the internet
Post by: strongbad on April 12, 2009, 08:16:18 PM
My parents are both pretty educated. My dad operates two websites as his businesses, so he's pretty well off, and my mom is pretty smart in general. I wish that she wouldn't spend all her time on facebook though...
Title: Re: Stupid things your parents have said about the internet
Post by: l a c e y on April 12, 2009, 08:59:06 PM
Quote from: samisthebest on April 12, 2009, 07:55:39 PM
I was on 4chan and my dad walked in.

I told him it was Encyclopedia Britannica, and he left.


did i just see what i think i saw boyah?
Title: Re: Stupid things your parents have said about the internet
Post by: hotlikesauce. on April 12, 2009, 09:04:01 PM
"Anybody and everybody you meet and talk to on the internet is going to find your address and rape you."
Title: Re: Stupid things your parents have said about the internet
Post by: russell on April 13, 2009, 11:37:39 AM
"son what should I do with all of these things I want to sell?"
"ebay."
"I don't use that."
"why?"
"some guy got sued by the buyer on paypal"
" akudood;"





"so what are you doing on the internet?"
"I don't know talking to people"
"with email?"
"no with AIM"
"is that like email"
"yeah basically"
"why don't you just use a phone"
" akudood;"




"so what is wikipedia anyway"
"it's like an encyclopedia that anyone can edit so it's always accurate"
"no that would mean it's never accurate"
"no actually it's more accurate than the encyclopedia brittanica they did a study"
"you can't trust anything on the internet"
" akudood;"



and the other night my dad made some analogy about server farms (which he invests in for USPS currently) using trucks and I was like  akudood;
Title: Re: Stupid things your parents have said about the internet
Post by: Feynman on April 13, 2009, 12:02:29 PM
I hate it when they think you can just search for anything on Google and it will instantly find good sources and every result is reliable.
Title: Re: Stupid things your parents have said about the internet
Post by: russell on April 13, 2009, 12:08:21 PM
oh for awhile my dad had a joke where if anything came up in a conversation that someone didn't know, he'd say, "google it! hahahaha" 

...
Title: Re: Stupid things your parents have said about the internet
Post by: superclucky on April 13, 2009, 01:05:15 PM
Quote from: Rahkün on April 12, 2009, 06:02:33 PM
Me: *Opens myspace to login*
Mom: Who is she, who are you talking to?
Me: Uhm...that's an ad. She's an actress. |:

or


Me: *Logs in to Facebook and some girl updated her status and it was at the top of my page*
Mom: WHO IS SHE, DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE NOT GAY?!
Me: I'm not gay :(
Of course you're not!

You're a bisexual raccoon. :3
Title: Re: Stupid things your parents have said about the internet
Post by: NOA_Haunted on April 13, 2009, 02:12:29 PM
Quote from: Ethereal on April 12, 2009, 07:52:37 PM
I thought your father had something to say about the VSPOT.
That has nothing to do with the internet...
Title: Re: Stupid things your parents have said about the internet
Post by: The artist formally known on April 13, 2009, 02:57:14 PM
Quote from: wziard on April 13, 2009, 12:08:21 PM
oh for awhile my dad had a joke where if anything came up in a conversation that someone didn't know, he'd say, "google it! hahahaha" 

...
i would cry. hOW IS THAT FUNNY? IT'S NOT FUNNY, WHY WOULD ANYONE LAUGH AT THAT?
Title: Re: Stupid things your parents have said about the internet
Post by: superclucky on April 13, 2009, 03:22:50 PM
Quote from: Kevin on April 12, 2009, 09:04:01 PM
"Anybody and everybody you meet and talk to on the internet is going to find your address and rape you."
Title: Re: Stupid things your parents have said about the internet
Post by: Oh on April 13, 2009, 03:27:36 PM
Me: *you little slut banner is on"
Mom: what are you looking at?
Me: Nothing why?
Mom: You better not be doing bad things with bad people
Me: It's just an ad  akudood;
Title: Re: Stupid things your parents have said about the internet
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on April 13, 2009, 03:46:29 PM
Quote from: stacey on April 13, 2009, 03:27:36 PM
Me: *you little slut banner is on"
Mom: what are you looking at?
Me: Nothing why?
Mom: You better not be doing bad things with bad people
Me: It's just an ad  akudood;
happens to me every single day akudood;
Title: Re: Stupid things your parents have said about the internet
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on April 13, 2009, 04:11:49 PM
Nothing regarding my parent(s) or close relatives, but...

Student: yo bro can we use wikipedia for this shit?
Teacher: nope, wikipedia is a blog :|
Me: akudood;
Title: Re: Stupid things your parents have said about the internet
Post by: Dullahan on April 13, 2009, 04:44:12 PM
My dad calls these types of places the chat lines.