Stupid things your parents have said about the internet

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Dad: [while I was browsing Wikileaks] Is that Wikipedia?
Me: No.
Dad: Is that a gossip site?

[Daddy]

Me: *Opens myspace to login*
Mom: Who is she, who are you talking to?
Me: Uhm...that's an ad. She's an actress. |:

or


Me: *Logs in to Facebook and some girl updated her status and it was at the top of my page*
Mom: WHO IS SHE, DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE NOT GAY?!
Me: I'm not gay

[Cookie]

Me: *Opens myspace to login*
Mom: Who is she, who are you talking to?
Me: Uhm...that's an ad. She's an actress. |:

or


Me: *Logs in to Facebook and some girl updated her status and it was at the top of my page*
Mom: WHO IS SHE, DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE NOT GAY?!
Me: I'm not gay

hey i think your moms a dick

[Daddy]

hey i think your moms a dick

idk if she just is trying to be funny or if she really thinks i am.

she made similar comments when i cooked dinner and bought tea. ;___;

[Geno]

Oh god I'll never forget this one

Me: playing Warcraft 3 back before voice chat
Grandma: what are you doin
Me: Playing on the internet
Grandma: oh with who?
Me: Some random guys on the internet
Grandma: you shouldn't be playing with people you don't know that's dangerous.
Me: Yeah well I don't usually say anything
Grandma: WUT!? YOU CAN SAY THINGS TO THEM?
Me: Uh yeah I'm on the internet talking to people
Grandma: WHAT THEY CAN HEAR WHAT WE'RE SAYING RIGHT NOW!?
Then she runs to my Dad and starts telling me how I'm making my home unsafe and that we won't have any privacy. And I'm exposed to predators.

I almost smacked her

[ME##]

Mom: Is that porn?
Me: No, it's Wikipedia.
Mom:  Oh, okay.

[NOA_Haunted]

Nothing, I have no stories.

[Thyme]

Mom: Is that porn?
Me: No, it's Wikipedia.
Mom:  Oh, okay.

Which article were you reading?

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Nothing, I have no stories.

I thought your father had something to say about the VSPOT.

[samisthebest]

I was on 4chan and my dad walked in.

I told him it was Encyclopedia Britannica, and he left.

[Classic]

My parents are well educated and have internet knowledge.

[ME##]

Which article were you reading?

An article about finger nails for some reason lol.  I think it was for something in biology last year.

[Thyme]

My parents still refer to the Internet and their browsers as "Google" since it's their home page.

[strongbad]

My parents are both pretty educated. My dad operates two websites as his businesses, so he's pretty well off, and my mom is pretty smart in general. I wish that she wouldn't spend all her time on facebook though...

[l a c e y]

I was on 4chan and my dad walked in.

I told him it was Encyclopedia Britannica, and he left.

did i just see what i think i saw boyah?