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Title: screeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaatch smash
Post by: Daddy on February 21, 2008, 04:21:07 PM
So I was coming back from the bank and there was a car accident and it was so loud and I was right next to it.

I left since I didn't want to talk to cops or anything.
Title: Re: screeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaatch smash
Post by: FULL_METAL_RYDER2 on February 21, 2008, 04:22:20 PM
I-I-I-INSURANCE BREAKER
Title: Re: screeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaatch smash
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 04:22:34 PM
what where's the burger king
Title: Re: screeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaatch smash
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on February 21, 2008, 04:26:18 PM
The only time I ever witnessed an accident happen was when we were involved. Some clown was spinning down the wrong side of the highway out of control and slammed into the door side of our SUV (on the right) which was the side I was sitting on. The entire side had to be replaced and my leg could've been crushed. doodthing;
Title: Re: screeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaatch smash
Post by: FULL_METAL_RYDER2 on February 21, 2008, 04:27:24 PM
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on February 21, 2008, 04:26:18 PM
The only time I ever witnessed an accident happen was when we were involved. Some clown was spinning down the wrong side of the highway out of control and slammed into the door side of our SUV (on the right) which was the side I was sitting on. The entire side had to be replaced and my leg could've been crushed. doodthing;
YOU WERE HIT BY, YOU WERE STRUCK BY, A SMOOTH CRIMINAL!
Title: Re: screeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaatch smash
Post by: V on February 21, 2008, 04:27:57 PM
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on February 21, 2008, 04:27:24 PM
YOU WERE HIT BY, YOU WERE STRUCK BY, A SMOOTH CRIMINAL!

Or car, but whatever.
Title: Re: screeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaatch smash
Post by: FULL_METAL_RYDER2 on February 21, 2008, 04:29:05 PM
Quote from: V on February 21, 2008, 04:27:57 PM
Or car, but whatever.
Who was driving the car?

A smooth criminal.
Title: Re: screeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaatch smash
Post by: V on February 21, 2008, 04:35:02 PM
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on February 21, 2008, 04:29:05 PM
Who was driving the car?

A smooth criminal.


But he was struck by the car.  doodthing;
Title: Re: screeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaatch smash
Post by: FULL_METAL_RYDER2 on February 21, 2008, 04:37:26 PM
Quote from: V on February 21, 2008, 04:35:02 PM
But he was struck by the car.  doodthing;
Which was driven by a smooth criminal. It's like saying a gun shot a person, and not the person himself.
Title: Re: screeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaatch smash
Post by: V on February 21, 2008, 04:56:34 PM
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on February 21, 2008, 04:37:26 PM
Which was driven by a smooth criminal. It's like saying a gun shot a person, and not the person himself.

the gun is the smooth criminal.  doodthing;
Title: Re: screeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaatch smash
Post by: Title27GT on February 21, 2008, 05:07:11 PM
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on February 21, 2008, 04:29:05 PM
Who was driving the car?

A smooth criminal.

/attempt at being funny
Title: Re: screeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaatch smash
Post by: Pyrate on February 21, 2008, 05:41:38 PM
Everytime my mom got a blue car, it got hit. Once a bus hit her car while it was parked. doodthing;

Also some asshole taking muscle relaxers or something hit the back of our car at a red light. I was like, 3, and our car was blue.
Title: Re: screeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaatch smash
Post by: YPrrrr on February 21, 2008, 05:51:21 PM
Quote from: Pyrate on February 21, 2008, 05:41:38 PM
Everytime my mom got a blue car, it got hit. Once a bus hit her car while it was parked. doodthing;

Also some asshole taking muscle relaxers or something hit the back of our car at a red light. I was like, 3, and our car was blue.
Blue makes people angry in Ohio
Title: Re: screeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaatch smash
Post by: Title27GT on February 21, 2008, 06:07:12 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on February 21, 2008, 05:51:21 PM
Blue makes people angry in Ohio
liberalness makes people angry in Ohio
Title: Re: screeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaatch smash
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on February 21, 2008, 06:26:55 PM
I was in a bus accident when I was in 4th grade

It was a head on collision. The lady swerved to avovoid a squirrel and then I heard my bus driver say "OH JESUS" and then there was a bunch of bumping up and down.

The lady died.
Title: Re: screeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaatch smash
Post by: Daddy on February 21, 2008, 06:34:43 PM
Quote from: NotSid on February 21, 2008, 06:26:55 PM


The lady died.
Did the squirrel?
Title: Re: screeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaatch smash
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on February 21, 2008, 06:36:16 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on February 21, 2008, 06:34:43 PM
Did the squirrel?
No.
Title: Re: screeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaatch smash
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 06:36:52 PM
Quote from: NotSid on February 21, 2008, 06:36:16 PM
No.

Then nothing of value was lost.