You know what? I HATE YOU. You know why? Because I found out your terrible secret. That's right... This is the worst thing I have ever found out, my fellow Boyaholics. The only way to adequatly explain this terrible secret is by story. gather around children gather around
Quote from: Andrew1911 on January 20, 2008, 04:14:19 PM
You know what? I HATE YOU. You know why? Because I found out your terrible secret. That's right... This is the worst thing I have ever found out, my fellow Boyaholics. The only way to adequatly explain this terrible secret is by story. gather around children gather around
umm ok
He disagreed with you on a movie, right?
ok
hurry up asshole
TIME FOR ANOTHER ANJEW STORY?
HOORAY
im here
THE BOYAGERS' GROG WAS PLUNDERED BY OUTSIDERS, SO WE CAN NO LONGER BE BOYAHOLICS.
yay stories
tell us you piece of shit, we dont have all the time in the world.
obligatory penis related post
Do you remember when Riosan and Silverhawk were de-modded and banned? Welll, it was a cover-up story... FOR THE TERRIBLE TRUTH.
Chapter One: The Terrible Truth
JMV twisted his dastardly evil mustache. He laughed, "Stuffed animals! I have discovered the best plan ever! It is time for me to invade the moderation team and slowly gain the trust of the higher-ups! When I have gained their trust, I will destroy them! Mwha, ha, ha! Now... How to create this diversion to stop them? Ah... I know..."
JMV walked into Lawlz's room. It stank of hentai and cum. JMV removed the sign that said Adminstrator and put 'poopheadlol' on it. JMV did the same to Miladmaan and Reaper. He placed the Adminstrator signs on... SILVERHAWK AND RIOSAN'S ROOM. THE PLAN WAS IN MOTION. ALL WAS WELL.DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
keke;
Yay for Andrew.
Chapter Two: The Torture
Lawlz masturbated furiously. He finally came and hit Riosan in the eye. Riosan screamed, "OH, GOD, MY EYE!" Lawlz walked up to him and screamed, "WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING BROTHER, YOU CUNTFUCK? YOU DON'T DISS ME! I'M FUCKING LAWLZ AND I'LL CUM INTO YOUR OTHER EYE IF I FEEL LIKE IT! WHERE IS HE?" Rio cried, "I don't know! Let me go, Lawlz! I'm begging you!" Lawlz sighed, "Rio... I like you... Unfortunately, I hate you. I'm afraid I'm going to have to bring out the big one." Rio's uncummed eye was wide. Rio said slowly, "The bi-bi-big one?" Lawlz smiled and picked up his favorite hentai drawing.
The torture was not over yet. On the other side of the glass, Kaz said, "Oh, God. Rio isn't going to be able to live if Lawlz hits him with the big one." Reaper said grimly, "He should've thought of that before putting us in the retard category. We need to find his brother or Lawlz will destroy Rio's skull. He'll skull fuck him to death." Miladmaan grabbed a chair and said, "I don't know about you guys but this is erotic."
MOREMOREMORE
I WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH
wait wait
Why are Rio and Silver brothers?
Quote from: Jesus on January 20, 2008, 04:30:54 PM
wait wait
Why are Rio and Silver brothers?
because they are
shut up slut :|
publish this and get someone to draw illustrations
OH GOD, HOW IS THIS SO ACCURATE?
Quote from: Andrew1911 on January 20, 2008, 04:32:22 PM
because they are
shut up slut :|
ur mixing rio up with lrh :|
Quote from: Jesus on January 20, 2008, 04:34:02 PM
ur mixing rio up with lrh :|
LRH was permanently banned from here multiple times.
Very accurate.
Quote from: Lawlz on January 20, 2008, 04:34:33 PM
LRH was permanently banned from here multiple times.
I know. What's that got to do with the fact that LRH is Silver's brother, not Riosan?
Quote from: Pyrate on January 20, 2008, 04:32:39 PM
publish this and get someone to draw illustrations
sum1 bring back hyper
i crave you and your stories
Quote from: Jesus on January 20, 2008, 04:35:29 PM
I know. What's that got to do with the fact that LRH is Silver's brother, not Riosan?
because he was never a mod and this would make no sense
where the fuck is chapter 3
Quote from: Pyrate on January 20, 2008, 05:30:04 PM
where the fuck is chapter 3
I have been waiting for 40 minutes!
I'M WAITING FOR CHAPTER 3 NIGGER
HURRY HURRY I'M WAITING OH GOD WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
also what's Lawlz's favorite hentai drawing
Quote from: Kaz on January 20, 2008, 09:39:19 PM
HURRY HURRY I'M WAITING OH GOD WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
also what's Lawlz's favorite hentai drawing
His mom naked.lulz