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Title: I want to discuss with you about TOM CRUISE and SCIENTOLOGY.
Post by: The Rarest Breed on November 23, 2007, 07:09:22 PM
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I was enlarged unfortunately and was forced myself into cumming. Afterwards, I told my mother, who struck me over the mouth. I told then my priest around this, said has that that I used the sin. I was found in a crisis of faith. I recognized that God hated me for to be a dirty little bastard. I left Samoa and came to America to discover my soul.

During into my hotel room late in the night, saw I your famous actor Tom Cruise on television on channel E. It discussed its religion. In my search for a new religion, I was interested immediately. Did God show me this Tom Cruise so that I could learn of it? I think that perhaps it made. Tom Cruise was right are around the psychology and the drug vilely so I thought that it was valued regarding in.

When I arrived first at my local Scientology middle, I was welcomed warmly of a man in a blue shirt and volume. His name was Ryan. He took me into a room with white walls and gave me a personality test. After the test was completed, I learned many new and disturbing things around my even. I learned that I am a suppressor, held myself that I even behind and was my potential as an operation Thetan wasting.

Ryan told me that my Thetans must have been except inspection. I asked it, what a Thetan was and it said has, that I would be learned later however provisionally, had to see I my auditor. My auditor who is concluded on, a very pretty lady, that me to a machine and measured has festival hook to be my Thetan height. It said, was pursue must that it very bad and I far Scientology.

I must repair my Thetans!

I have appear continued to the Scientology meetings. I asked if it agree, should be a Christian and said a follower of the Scientology simultaneous and it that God Scientolo-Christians loved has (as he called it). L Ron Hubbard was had has itself a Christian even, that an intellectual awaking. L Ron Hubbard was an extremely powerful follower of the Scientology who discovered the religion, so that he could teach the world, around which right had. I think that he is big.

I was hypnotized later of my auditor and told I that it around my shameful experiences on the RT forum and the time I place my penis into a cat. I cried frequently and said continued my auditor that it would be in order, just as long as I giving the church money, could buy I my peace.

I used many sins, Buyan, but I always tried to lead you. I want to teach further you approximately art so that you can delay to be so unknowing and stupid around all. I want to teach further you around why liberals are incorrect. Now I will teach also you around why Scientology is the correct religion for each. If you have any question, I are happy to smear it. Begin.
Title: Re: I want to discuss with you about TOM CRUISE and SCIENTOLOGY.
Post by: Houdini on November 23, 2007, 07:10:18 PM
I don't get it.
Title: Re: I want to discuss with you about TOM CRUISE and SCIENTOLOGY.
Post by: Daddy on November 23, 2007, 07:11:24 PM
how do you feel about jews
Title: Re: I want to discuss with you about TOM CRUISE and SCIENTOLOGY.
Post by: The Rarest Breed on November 23, 2007, 07:12:25 PM
Quote from: Sorbet on November 23, 2007, 07:10:18 PM
I don't get it.


What fucks are not getting at, wench???

Do not make challenge of rape from me.
Title: Re: I want to discuss with you about TOM CRUISE and SCIENTOLOGY.
Post by: The Rarest Breed on November 23, 2007, 07:13:03 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on November 23, 2007, 07:11:24 PM
how do you feel about jews


The Jews are creation of rainbow parades.
Title: Re: I want to discuss with you about TOM CRUISE and SCIENTOLOGY.
Post by: Houdini on November 23, 2007, 07:15:10 PM
JMV, does this man's IP match any other member's?
Title: Re: I want to discuss with you about TOM CRUISE and SCIENTOLOGY.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on November 23, 2007, 07:17:21 PM
Quote from: Sorbet on November 23, 2007, 07:15:10 PM
JMV, does this man's IP match any other member's?
E-mail is very reminiscent of Andrew's. Too lazy to check IP.
Title: Re: I want to discuss with you about TOM CRUISE and SCIENTOLOGY.
Post by: The Rarest Breed on November 23, 2007, 07:17:51 PM
Quote from: Sorbet on November 23, 2007, 07:15:10 PM
JMV, does this man's IP match any other member's?


Man?

I shall show you man. Do you know where I come from???

I come from the rape ghetto.
Title: Re: I want to discuss with you about TOM CRUISE and SCIENTOLOGY.
Post by: Houdini on November 23, 2007, 07:18:49 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on November 23, 2007, 07:17:21 PM
E-mail is very reminiscent of Andrew's. Too lazy to check IP.
Now that you mention it, his posting style reeks of Andrew.
Title: Re: I want to discuss with you about TOM CRUISE and SCIENTOLOGY.
Post by: Houdini on November 23, 2007, 07:19:26 PM
So, um, did you just watch Borat or something?
Title: Re: I want to discuss with you about TOM CRUISE and SCIENTOLOGY.
Post by: Cleotis Bean on November 23, 2007, 07:19:59 PM
Quote from: The Rarest Breed on November 23, 2007, 07:17:51 PM
Man?

I shall show you man. Do you know where I come from???

I come from the rape ghetto.


Breed, what in the name of hells are doing?
Title: Re: I want to discuss with you about TOM CRUISE and SCIENTOLOGY.
Post by: The Rarest Breed on November 23, 2007, 07:20:58 PM
Quote from: Cleotis Bean on November 23, 2007, 07:19:59 PM
Breed, what in the name of hells are doing?


Stay out here of, Beans!
Title: Re: I want to discuss with you about TOM CRUISE and SCIENTOLOGY.
Post by: Houdini on November 23, 2007, 07:22:12 PM
 psyduck;
Title: Re: I want to discuss with you about TOM CRUISE and SCIENTOLOGY.
Post by: Cleotis Bean on November 23, 2007, 07:22:55 PM
Quote from: The Rarest Breed on November 23, 2007, 07:20:58 PM
Stay out here of, Beans!


Stop your rainbow parade behavior, Breed. You are acting as big as fruit as Superman with his primary color as trigger for man on man action.
Title: Re: I want to discuss with you about TOM CRUISE and SCIENTOLOGY.
Post by: The Rarest Breed on November 23, 2007, 07:24:11 PM
Quote from: Cleotis Bean on November 23, 2007, 07:22:55 PM
Stop your rainbow parade behavior, Breed. You are acting as big as fruit as Superman with his primary color as trigger for man on man action.


Now you regard here NOW, Bean! I know, had come is that you and I our up and in the past down and to a shaky armistice, that holds our limbs of tearing up in one another. So I will give only you a warning provisionally: If I ever would hear, that you, whom means thing says approximately again to Superman, I will adjust an expatriate man to throw increasingly large dead animals into your home. Superman has NOT the homosexuality illness. He is all men below and more than probable has massive sexual ratios. Superman is a hero for us everyone, to look up on in the sky, and I will not be interrogation more of your defamatory bullshittery!!!
Title: Re: I want to discuss with you about TOM CRUISE and SCIENTOLOGY.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 23, 2007, 07:24:27 PM
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Title: Re: I want to discuss with you about TOM CRUISE and SCIENTOLOGY.
Post by: The Rarest Breed on November 23, 2007, 07:25:16 PM
What the fucking???
Title: Re: I want to discuss with you about TOM CRUISE and SCIENTOLOGY.
Post by: The Rarest Breed on November 23, 2007, 07:27:51 PM
What the fucking another. Why is thread for placing in here?
Title: Re: I want to discuss with you about TOM CRUISE and SCIENTOLOGY.
Post by: Cleotis Bean on November 23, 2007, 07:32:06 PM
Quote from: The Rarest Breed on November 23, 2007, 07:24:11 PM
Now you regard here NOW, Bean! I know, had come is that you and I our up and in the past down and to a shaky armistice, that holds our limbs of tearing up in one another. So I will give only you a warning provisionally: If I ever would hear, that you, whom means thing says approximately again to Superman, I will adjust an expatriate man to throw increasingly large dead animals into your home. Superman has NOT the homosexuality illness. He is all men below and more than probable has massive sexual ratios. Superman is a hero for us everyone, to look up on in the sky, and I will not be interrogation more of your defamatory bullshittery!!!


I mean this in friendly ways, but you need to make find of yourself for fucking. I will not make receipt of interweb threatenings from broadband jackass supreme. This Superman does carry of season trolley pass, and also makes play of naked leap frog with boy scouts locked in basement of solitude. As for manhood capacities, I think this Superman has none. He does much lifting to heavy objects, which is bad for lumbar supportives. Back problematics lead to abusive of painkillers and one pump chumping. For also, your fascinations with men in tights would have made man with name of Sigmund do very much speculating.
Title: Re: I want to discuss with you about TOM CRUISE and SCIENTOLOGY.
Post by: Cleotis Bean on November 23, 2007, 07:32:38 PM
Quote from: The Rarest Breed on November 23, 2007, 07:27:51 PM
What the fucking another. Why is thread for placing in here?


This is for outland!
Title: Re: I want to discuss with you about TOM CRUISE and SCIENTOLOGY.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 23, 2007, 07:33:57 PM
GET THIS OUT OF MY BOARD
Title: Re: I want to discuss with you about TOM CRUISE and SCIENTOLOGY.
Post by: Cleotis Bean on November 23, 2007, 07:35:06 PM
Quote from: PHANTOM PHANTRON on November 23, 2007, 07:33:57 PM
GET THIS OUT OF MY BOARD


I do not know how evergreen terrace placed in your anus but I am for imaging that it must be for massive.
Title: Re: I want to discuss with you about TOM CRUISE and SCIENTOLOGY.
Post by: The Rarest Breed on November 23, 2007, 07:35:59 PM
Quote from: Cleotis Bean on November 23, 2007, 07:32:06 PM
I mean this in friendly ways, but you need to make find of yourself for fucking. I will not make receipt of interweb threatenings from broadband jackass supreme. This Superman does carry of season trolley pass, and also makes play of naked leap frog with boy scouts locked in basement of solitude. As for manhood capacities, I think this Superman has none. He does much lifting to heavy objects, which is bad for lumbar supportives. Back problematics lead to abusive of painkillers and one pump chumping. For also, your fascinations with men in tights would have made man with name of Sigmund do very much speculating.


Look, Bean. I do not appreciate your aggressive deeds of the ignorance, but because you are a friend, I somewhat very importantly recognized. You do not understand the HISTORY of Superman. I make! Let so raise me on you, okay?

That first Superman character, that was created of Jerry Seal and Joe Shuster, no hero was, but a bad watch. Your short story "the government of the Superman" concerned a glatzk?pfigen bad watch, that were bent on controlling of the world. The story did not sell, compelling that two, its character on the correct side of the law to repositionieren. In 1935, its Superman story became want rejected again of newspaper syndicate to avoid processes. A DC humor occult have another of its creations, Dr., printed made have that its first appearance in new jokes humors #6, decided would fall let October 1935th DIRECT CURRENT to take a chance with Superman, calculating if any process were discarded, it only the mark.

That revised Superman appeared first in action humors #1, June 1938. Seal and Shuster have the rights to the firm for $130 and a contract sold to furnish the publisher with material. The Saturday evening post reported in 1941 that the couple $75,000 of each per year, quiet a fraction was paid by the Superman profit of DIRECT CURRENT. In 1946 as a seal and Shuster, that were sued for more money, DIRECT CURRENT they fired has, cause the one legal battle, supposed have has signs that concluded in 1948, than it $200,000, and away any further claim to Superman or any character, that are created by it. DIRECT CURRENT has soon seal and the names of Shuster from the next to line taken. Superman follow from following the gigantic financial: The film in 1978 and messages report of its arm existences, Warner communications given have seal and Shuster lifelong pensions of $35,000 per year like and provides health themselves advantage. In addition, any media production, that must the Superman character the credit miteinschlie?en, "Superman, that of Jerry seal and Joe Shuster created becomes".

So you, Beans, the idea of Superman see was devised long, beforewhich the Jews invented homosexualitys . He is nothing more than a healthy roll model for our children and a man for us everyone to look up to. Lock now, okay?
Title: Re: I want to discuss with you about TOM CRUISE and SCIENTOLOGY.
Post by: Daddy on November 23, 2007, 08:03:30 PM
Great job.
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Post by: Cleotis Bean on November 23, 2007, 08:08:03 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on November 23, 2007, 08:03:30 PM
Great job.


Thanking for you, JMV. You are true electric friend.
Title: Re: I want to discuss with you about TOM CRUISE and SCIENTOLOGY.
Post by: mariofreak on November 23, 2007, 08:10:30 PM
tl;dr